Corrupted Wishes

[Doc ock rokc]

granted the School is now a nice -70 degrees inside and the teachers automatically expel you at the slightest problem

I wish I could share dreams like in Inception without the needles or Limbo.

[BitVyper]

Granted! Unfortunately, you can't turn it off, and you quickly discover that everyone around you is dreaming about your painful evisceration.

I wish for the consequences of this wish to not be ironic in any way.

[Doc ock rokc]

Granted...kinda...sorta. because you didn't make a wish in the first place it wasn't corrupted.

i wish i would stop getting distracted from this comic I'm working on.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Granted. It turns out someone else has already made a completely identical comic to the one you are making. You are soon sued for copyright infringement.

I wish I could solve that rubix cube on my desk.

[krogothwolf]

Granted, but after you solve that rubix cube it solves you, turning you into a square box and the proudly displaying you on it's own desk.

I wish I secretly controlled all world religions

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Granted. You gain control of Scientology too and get busted by the IRS and sent to prison for life.

I wish Will Smith was in every movie ever.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Granted, Will Smith is now in every movie ever. It's only later that you realise what a terrible, terrible mistake that was.

I wish my internet connection would stop dying in the middle of my videogames.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by The Gunslinger

Granted. You gain control of Scientology too and get busted by the IRS and sent to prison for life.

I wish Will Smith was in every movie ever.

Granted, but he also plays all roles, which gets a bit awkward in some cases. Also, it turns out he can't hold up the industry on his own, so it begins to collapse. In over his head propping up a failing industry, he takes a dive off a bridge. His likeness is then reproduced digitally as the film industry tries to compensate, but eventually, all films are destroyed as the masses revolt. A century of history, gone. TV is then banned from doing anything but reality shows lest anything gain enough popularity to be put on DVD or actually deserve a movie. Viewership plummets, taking down another industry. Video games are banned from including cutscenes, as well, as they're "in-game movies." All that's left are casual games, simple platformers, and other retro fare, and games fizzle out, too. All that's left is radio and printed material, but the radio industry has forgotten how to do anything but music and public access, and its attempts to ape the radio shows of old are met with popular failure. Trying to fill the niche results in that industry falling as well.

I hear you asking, "What of the Internet?" Oh, my poor, deluded friend. YouTube went down for violation of the Anti-Movie Act right at the beginning, but other sites cropped up. It was determined all motion media was to be removed from all browsers, including animated GIFs and Flash, under the technicality of the use of the word "movie" when describing the latter. With no banner ads, the Internet slowly died as server costs overwhelmed sites one by one. It's now used solely for informational purposes by the governments and best-funded organizations of the world.

Enjoy your reading.



Edit: Crap, ninja'd.

Originally Posted by Hawk

Granted, Will Smith is now in every movie ever. It's only later that you realise what a terrible, terrible mistake that was.

I wish my internet connection would stop dying in the middle of my videogames.

You now have no Internet connection.


I wish I didn't scare myself with how good I am at this.

[Thadius]

Granted! Your mind has now been wiped, leaving you with no reason to fear! It also leaves you with nothing at all, but hey, no fear.

Umm, lemme think...

I wish to be immune to caffeine withdrawal headaches.

[akaSM]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

I wish I didn't scare myself with how good I am at this.

Granted, now you're not scared of yourself anymore since you're insane.

I wish I don't get ninja'd in this thread again