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Bob The Mercenary · 08-04-2010, 10:17 PM

So how's our Black/White reservation status? The Gamestop near me has almost 80% Black versions reserved so I went with white for the trades. I have no idea what else is different between the versions though.

Viridis · 08-04-2010, 10:20 PM

Man, half the new ones look so retarded.

Savage Thinking · 08-08-2010, 04:50 AM

So after taking a break from 4th gen I decided to play something that's a little different, Pokemon Green. What makes it "different"? Here's the dialogue that appears when you interact with the Pallet Town sign:

Yeah...

Token · 09-13-2010, 12:51 PM

So, Black and White are hitting Japan on Thursday, and this is the most excited I've ever been for a game, for one big reason: the Pokemon.

There are no old Pokemon in the game until after you beat it. Do you know what this means? Caves without Geodude and Zubat. Seas without Tentacool and Magikarp. YOUNGSTERS WITHOUT RATTATA. Isshu is a beautiful world.

As for the new Pokemon, almost everything revealed recently has been consistently awesome.

Take Buffafro, for example. His signature fucking move is called Afro Break, for fuck's sake.

Then there's Mushawhateverthefuck. His name doesn't even matter, he's the second creepiest motherfucker to ever fuck a mother. He will rape your dreams and be chill the entire fucking time. In fact, up until this weekend, every single picture of him was just chilling the fuck out and being asleep. He has his own, much creepier rendition of the battle music. And he will fuck your shit up.

You'll notice I said Mushabatman was only the second creepiest. Why? Because fucking Sarcophaghost.

Fucking christ. He's got Smogon people pissing themselves already. This creepy son of a bitch will do to the metagame what Glen Beck does to intelligent thought. Go ahead. Attack him. Your ability becomes "Mummy." As does the ability of everything that touches anything else with Mummy. Rain Dish? Gone. Drizzle? Gone. Your Scizor's precious Technician? FUCKING GONE. And he even helps out his bros. Lead with this guy. He takes a hit, the opponent gets mummy. Switch into Slaking. Opponent attacks, Slacking gets mummy, and proceeds to rape everything without having to rest every other turn.

Jesus fuck.

Viridis · 09-13-2010, 01:08 PM

That does seem like a neat ability.

While a few of the new pokemon are neat, a fair number seem pretty stupid. Like whatever this is:

Regulus Tera · 09-13-2010, 01:15 PM

I'm choosing Tsutarja solely because his last evo is the least retarded-looking.

Augh, third Fire/Fighting starter in a row.

Julford Hajime · 09-13-2010, 01:52 PM

Hmm... To wait for spring, or to import the fuck outta this...

Because at first I was thinking I'd only enjoy it if I could read it, but then I realized that I skipped as much of the long-ass text in DPPt as I could, so...

*Looks up ways to import this mofo* Any tips? Also, suggestions for version? So far I've found playasia with the game for $65, which I'm totally willing to pay, but being a cheap bastard I have to ask if anyone found it cheaper >.>

Token · 09-13-2010, 02:11 PM

Dunno where to import, but go with White. It has Zekrom and Jellybaby.

bluestarultor · 09-13-2010, 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viridis

Man, half the new ones look so retarded.

Most of them don't look that bad. Probably one of the better generations, IMO.

The tall squirrel looks like a Showbiz Pizza character from Hell, though.

Edit: I do notice a lot feels recycled, though. Didn't we just HAVE a fire monkey?

Kim · 09-13-2010, 04:25 PM

These all look perfectly fine.

08-08-2010, 04:50 AM	#453
Savage Thinking Yeeeah, son. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Stranded in the middle of the ocean with no desire to be rescued. Posts: 755	So after taking a break from 4th gen I decided to play something that's a little different, Pokemon Green. What makes it "different"? Here's the dialogue that appears when you interact with the Pallet Town sign: Yeah... __________________ The artist formerly known as 'ZutsuJin'. "It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself"

09-13-2010, 01:52 PM	#457
Julford Hajime Monty Mole Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 744	Hmm... To wait for spring, or to import the fuck outta this... Because at first I was thinking I'd only enjoy it if I could read it, but then I realized that I skipped as much of the long-ass text in DPPt as I could, so... Looks up ways to import this mofo Any tips? Also, suggestions for version? So far I've found playasia with the game for $65, which I'm totally willing to pay, but being a cheap bastard I have to ask if anyone found it cheaper >.> Last edited by Julford Hajime; 09-13-2010 at 01:55 PM.

09-13-2010, 04:25 PM	#460
Kim adorable Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 12,950	These all look perfectly fine. __________________ this post is about how to successfully H the Kimmy

08-04-2010, 10:17 PM	#451
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	So how's our Black/White reservation status? The Gamestop near me has almost 80% Black versions reserved so I went with white for the trades. I have no idea what else is different between the versions though.

09-13-2010, 12:51 PM	#454
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	So, Black and White are hitting Japan on Thursday, and this is the most excited I've ever been for a game, for one big reason: the Pokemon. There are no old Pokemon in the game until after you beat it. Do you know what this means? Caves without Geodude and Zubat. Seas without Tentacool and Magikarp. YOUNGSTERS WITHOUT RATTATA. Isshu is a beautiful world. As for the new Pokemon, almost everything revealed recently has been consistently awesome. Take Buffafro, for example. His signature fucking move is called Afro Break, for fuck's sake. Then there's Mushawhateverthefuck. His name doesn't even matter, he's the second creepiest motherfucker to ever fuck a mother. He will rape your dreams and be chill the entire fucking time. In fact, up until this weekend, every single picture of him was just chilling the fuck out and being asleep. He has his own, much creepier rendition of the battle music. And he will fuck your shit up. You'll notice I said Mushabatman was only the second creepiest. Why? Because fucking Sarcophaghost. Fucking christ. He's got Smogon people pissing themselves already. This creepy son of a bitch will do to the metagame what Glen Beck does to intelligent thought. Go ahead. Attack him. Your ability becomes "Mummy." As does the ability of everything that touches anything else with Mummy. Rain Dish? Gone. Drizzle? Gone. Your Scizor's precious Technician? FUCKING GONE. And he even helps out his bros. Lead with this guy. He takes a hit, the opponent gets mummy. Switch into Slaking. Opponent attacks, Slacking gets mummy, and proceeds to rape everything without having to rest every other turn. Jesus fuck.

09-13-2010, 01:15 PM	#456
Regulus Tera lol i dont even know Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,271	I'm choosing Tsutarja solely because his last evo is the least retarded-looking. Augh, third Fire/Fighting starter in a row.

09-13-2010, 02:11 PM	#458
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Dunno where to import, but go with White. It has Zekrom and Jellybaby.