Nuklear Wright: Power Attorney - An Unbeelievable Catastrophe! A Honey of a Crime! - Page 4

Loyal · 08-18-2010, 11:24 PM

(Boy am I glad I wasn't the one to bring this up. THIS is security footage? Remind me to look up the contractors and then never step within a mile of their office...)

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-18-2010, 11:58 PM

We don't care about your political leanings.

Personally I am surprised you knew what an election was.

I have nothing else to say at this time. Perhaps my esteemed colleague has something to add.

The SSB Intern · 08-19-2010, 07:22 PM

No more questions, your honor. I believe we're ready to move on to the first witness, Noncon.

As the proverb goes: "You can't get blood from a rock."

Or honey, in this case.

POS Industries · 08-19-2010, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The SSB Intern

No more questions, your honor. I believe we're ready to move on to the first witness, Noncon.

Good to know! We shall now hear the next testimony...

...from the defendant, Ryanderman.

The SSB Intern · 08-19-2010, 11:08 PM

Yes, we're ready to get to NonCon after we get that defendent testimony out of the way.

Loyal · 08-19-2010, 11:36 PM

Do I detect an air of impatience, Ms. von Karma? You should relax a bit, and let the trial go where it will. We've hardly even begun.

POS Industries · 08-19-2010, 11:45 PM

Mm, yes. Quite.

The SSB Intern · 08-20-2010, 12:11 AM

Heh.

Rest assured, gentlemen, twas nothing but a slip of the tongue. The prosecution is a model of patience.

So. Much. Patience.

Ryanderman · 08-20-2010, 02:30 PM

Behold! It is I, Ryanderman! Do not be alarmed!

WahHaHaHa! I slay me!

...Not Funny?

...

Ahem. Well then.
I suppose if you're not looking for a laugh, what you'd like is my testimony as to what happened the night of the robbery.
All I know is, Someone must be trying to frame me! I was nowhere near the honey factory bee hive cannon compound what'cha'ma call it. And the worst part is, I have no idea why anyone would have it in for me!
I'm a nice guy! Honest!

Though when I find that low-down no-good dirty son-of-a-

-I will, of course, turn him over to the authorities and let justice prevail. Because I am an honest law-abiding citizen.

Anyway, that night I went out to the Local Drinking Establishment, cause that's where all the dames are.
While there, I ran into Flarecobra, and we spent the rest of the evening having a quite nice conversation.

That is, we did until we caught some jerk trying to slip something into Flare's drink.
That really bothered me, and I could tell it did Flare too. She seemed quite distressed, so we both decided to call it a night.

I hope the whole being arrested thing hasn't put her off me too much. I'd really like another chance with her when this is all over.

So with the evening pretty much a bust, I went home and went straight to bed.

The next morning I woke up to the sound of the Gumshoe banging on my door.
I had a splitting headache, and was covered in honey. There were also jars of honey all over the place!
Before I had a chance to comprehend the situation the Gumshoe barged in, and I was arrested.

The buzzing from the swarms of bees all throughout town on the way to the police station did not help my headache any.

POS Industries · 08-20-2010, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryanderman

I hope the whole being arrested thing hasn't put her off me too much. I'd really like another chance with her when this is all over.

(Does... Does he even know she's...?)

...Er, right. Okay. The defense can go ahead and examine the defendant.

08-18-2010, 11:58 PM	#32
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	We don't care about your political leanings. Personally I am surprised you knew what an election was. I have nothing else to say at this time. Perhaps my esteemed colleague has something to add. __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

08-19-2010, 07:22 PM	#33
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	No more questions, your honor. I believe we're ready to move on to the first witness, Noncon. As the proverb goes: "You can't get blood from a rock." Or honey, in this case. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

08-19-2010, 11:08 PM	#35
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	Yes, we're ready to get to NonCon after we get that defendent testimony out of the way. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun.

08-19-2010, 11:45 PM	#37
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	Mm, yes. Quite. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

08-20-2010, 12:11 AM	#38
The SSB Intern We'll have to do this the hard way. Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Behind it all. Posts: 1,009	Heh. Rest assured, gentlemen, twas nothing but a slip of the tongue. The prosecution is a model of patience. So. Much. Patience. __________________ You know who never sleeps? My gun. Last edited by The SSB Intern; 08-20-2010 at 12:13 AM.

08-20-2010, 02:30 PM	#39
Ryanderman Beard of Leadership Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 827	Behold! It is I, Ryanderman! Do not be alarmed! WahHaHaHa! I slay me! ...Not Funny? ... Ahem. Well then. I suppose if you're not looking for a laugh, what you'd like is my testimony as to what happened the night of the robbery. All I know is, Someone must be trying to frame me! I was nowhere near the honey factory bee hive cannon compound what'cha'ma call it. And the worst part is, I have no idea why anyone would have it in for me! I'm a nice guy! Honest! Though when I find that low-down no-good dirty son-of-a- -I will, of course, turn him over to the authorities and let justice prevail. Because I am an honest law-abiding citizen. Anyway, that night I went out to the Local Drinking Establishment, cause that's where all the dames are. While there, I ran into Flarecobra, and we spent the rest of the evening having a quite nice conversation. That is, we did until we caught some jerk trying to slip something into Flare's drink. That really bothered me, and I could tell it did Flare too. She seemed quite distressed, so we both decided to call it a night. I hope the whole being arrested thing hasn't put her off me too much. I'd really like another chance with her when this is all over. So with the evening pretty much a bust, I went home and went straight to bed. The next morning I woke up to the sound of the Gumshoe banging on my door. I had a splitting headache, and was covered in honey. There were also jars of honey all over the place! Before I had a chance to comprehend the situation the Gumshoe barged in, and I was arrested. The buzzing from the swarms of bees all throughout town on the way to the police station did not help my headache any. __________________ ~Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to stop, it turns. You tell it to turn, it stops. You tell it to take out the trash, it watches reruns of Firefly.~ Last edited by Ryanderman; 08-20-2010 at 04:13 PM.