Turning the Impossible into Possible!

krogothwolf · 08-20-2010, 10:03 PM

Are you guys tired of Lev bragging about his mad skills in those 2 threads he made? Well for those of us who fight by screaming in terror, throwing poop and someone then running away this is were you can brag! It's about doing something that people thought was impossible for you to do!

Alright Alright, before you all go "God damnit Krogo, if you brag or dot on your daughter any more I'm gonna puke." You best bring up a damn bucket cause that's what I'm gonna do! Well not really but it does concern her and it is braggingish.

Well see she's sick, got a stomach virus or some such thing so she is extremely cranky and everything. My wife was trying everything to get her to sleep and nothing was working for her. Now, It was my turn to shine! I sung the little rugrat to sleep! My singing voice is so piss poor most people said I'd just make her cry and scream in pain and fear but no, it actually slowly put her to sleep! I don't care if it's because sleep was far better then listening to me sing it still worked and it was glorious! My wife is jealous that I managed to get her to sleep and she couldn't BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So yeah, I did something everyone thought was impossible today. How about you buggers, you ever turn the impossible into the possible!

(I swear I know I've heard that saying somewhere before but for the life of me I'm drawing a blank on it right now.)

bluestarultor · 08-20-2010, 10:08 PM

I actually made a halfway decent geek joke. I'm rather proud of myself.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-20-2010, 10:09 PM

Made our mess of a renovation look halfway decent. Burning things is fun!

krogothwolf · 08-20-2010, 10:24 PM

Man, you guys suck at bragging! Put some more emotion into it! More passion! Who the heck trust you with fire Mac? I bet it was you whi caused the BC forest fire!

Also I wad totally going to toss in a random Annabel pic, but I figured that was a bit much.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-20-2010, 10:31 PM

Moar random baby!!!

Hey my parents trust me with carving the goddamn Turkey. I have no idea why

bluestarultor · 08-20-2010, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mac

Moar random baby!!!

Hey my parents trust me with carving the goddamn Turkey. I have no idea why

After lopping both your own hands off? That's deplorable!

Shyria Dracnoir · 08-20-2010, 11:12 PM

I managed to nearly triple my rep in a few weeks with careful application of headgear and antiquated eyewear.

DarkDrgon · 08-20-2010, 11:32 PM

for those of you who don't want to hear about Drgon's crappy situation (and what I'm doing about it), skip to the next post.

So, I'm an 18 year old new jersey slacker, and my mom passed away last december. Since then, I've had to deal with crazy bill collectors, getting a car for school, and trying to keep my family together the way my mom did. I'm the youngest of my siblings, and really the only one of us that has it all together. My elder sister (25) got impulsively married, and is trying to turn the house we live in into her perfect dream house. she also has a nervous breakdown every other week, and its my fault. My brother(21)flew the coop, because of aforementioned sister, and is now in community college in florida.

Now, since then, I've had to find a way to pay my house's electric, water, gas, sewage, and (because my sister demands it), cable bills. in return, my sister said she'd take care of the mortgage. this month I wiped out my bank account to pay for all of the bills and the mortgage, plus groceries for 2 months and one of my Tuition payments.

Onto said tuition, I was denied any financial aid because a deceased parent doesn't count for the FAFSA application, and since my dad did pay child suppost for a few months, I couldn't legally file as an orphan.

now, not only did I find a way to pay all the bills, part of my tuition, and keep my sanity, I have found a car to get me to and from school, paid my own insurance, and am in the process of getting a new job, and through constantly annoying the Financial aid department of my school, Im getting half of my tuition paid. Woot!

Aldurin · 08-20-2010, 11:39 PM

I blend into society. You'll never spot me in real life and I think I'd prefer to keep it that way.

Nique · 08-20-2010, 11:47 PM

I taught a monster how to love.

08-20-2010, 10:03 PM	#1
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Turning the Impossible into Possible! Are you guys tired of Lev bragging about his mad skills in those 2 threads he made? Well for those of us who fight by screaming in terror, throwing poop and someone then running away this is were you can brag! It's about doing something that people thought was impossible for you to do! Alright Alright, before you all go "God damnit Krogo, if you brag or dot on your daughter any more I'm gonna puke." You best bring up a damn bucket cause that's what I'm gonna do! Well not really but it does concern her and it is braggingish. Well see she's sick, got a stomach virus or some such thing so she is extremely cranky and everything. My wife was trying everything to get her to sleep and nothing was working for her. Now, It was my turn to shine! I sung the little rugrat to sleep! My singing voice is so piss poor most people said I'd just make her cry and scream in pain and fear but no, it actually slowly put her to sleep! I don't care if it's because sleep was far better then listening to me sing it still worked and it was glorious! My wife is jealous that I managed to get her to sleep and she couldn't BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! So yeah, I did something everyone thought was impossible today. How about you buggers, you ever turn the impossible into the possible! (I swear I know I've heard that saying somewhere before but for the life of me I'm drawing a blank on it right now.) __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

08-20-2010, 10:09 PM	#3
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Made our mess of a renovation look halfway decent. Burning things is fun! __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

08-20-2010, 10:24 PM	#4
krogothwolf Fetched the Candy Cane! Join Date: May 2009 Location: Calgary Posts: 4,278	Man, you guys suck at bragging! Put some more emotion into it! More passion! Who the heck trust you with fire Mac? I bet it was you whi caused the BC forest fire! Also I wad totally going to toss in a random Annabel pic, but I figured that was a bit much. __________________ Knowledge is Power, Power is Knowledge ╔╦╦══╦══╦═╦══╦══╦╗╔╦╦╦╦══╦╗╔═╗ ║═╣╠═║╔╗║╔╣╔╗╠╗╔╣╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║═╣ ║║║╔╗╣╚╝║║║╚╝║║║║╔╗║║║║╚╝║╚╣╔╝ ╚╩╩╝╚╩══╩═╩══╝╚╝╚╝╚╩══╩══╩═╩╝

08-20-2010, 10:31 PM	#5
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Moar random baby!!! Hey my parents trust me with carving the goddamn Turkey. I have no idea why __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

08-20-2010, 11:12 PM	#7
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	I managed to nearly triple my rep in a few weeks with careful application of headgear and antiquated eyewear. __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994)

08-20-2010, 11:32 PM	#8
DarkDrgon Always Trick Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 978	for those of you who don't want to hear about Drgon's crappy situation (and what I'm doing about it), skip to the next post. So, I'm an 18 year old new jersey slacker, and my mom passed away last december. Since then, I've had to deal with crazy bill collectors, getting a car for school, and trying to keep my family together the way my mom did. I'm the youngest of my siblings, and really the only one of us that has it all together. My elder sister (25) got impulsively married, and is trying to turn the house we live in into her perfect dream house. she also has a nervous breakdown every other week, and its my fault. My brother(21)flew the coop, because of aforementioned sister, and is now in community college in florida. Now, since then, I've had to find a way to pay my house's electric, water, gas, sewage, and (because my sister demands it), cable bills. in return, my sister said she'd take care of the mortgage. this month I wiped out my bank account to pay for all of the bills and the mortgage, plus groceries for 2 months and one of my Tuition payments. Onto said tuition, I was denied any financial aid because a deceased parent doesn't count for the FAFSA application, and since my dad did pay child suppost for a few months, I couldn't legally file as an orphan. now, not only did I find a way to pay all the bills, part of my tuition, and keep my sanity, I have found a car to get me to and from school, paid my own insurance, and am in the process of getting a new job, and through constantly annoying the Financial aid department of my school, Im getting half of my tuition paid. Woot! __________________ [color=red] Kneel before the Lord Drgon, or you will be knelt.

08-20-2010, 11:39 PM	#9
Aldurin Lakitu Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,648	I blend into society. You'll never spot me in real life and I think I'd prefer to keep it that way.