Nuklear Wright: Power Attorney - An Unbeelievable Catastrophe! A Honey of a Crime! - Page 5

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-20-2010, 10:18 PM

"He...he what? Oh lord!"

Shyria Dracnoir · 08-20-2010, 10:33 PM

(I'm going to at least TRY to suppress the urge to scrub my eye sockets with bleach and steel wool after that remark)

Moving onward, can you describe the suspicious individual you claim to have seen trying to dose your date's drink? Also, can you recall anything unusual you noticed on your way home? Did you feel ill or otherwise not like your normal self?

Loyal · 08-20-2010, 10:46 PM

(My god, I hate this guy already!)

Ahem: Right away, Your Honor. Mr. Man, if I could call your attention to Det. Gumshoe's testimony:

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Our investigation has shown that the suspect was witnessed having a confrontation with the weapon's developer, NonCon, hours earlier at the Local Drinking Establishment,

Would you care to elaborate on this confrontation, and why you failed to mention it in your testimony regarding your... evening, with Ms. Cobra?

I would also like to hear more about this attempt to spike her drink. It sounds important.

Ryanderman · 08-21-2010, 01:36 AM

Of course, Ms. Fey, Mr. Wright. I would be happy to expand upon my testimony.

As I said before, I was having a pleasant conversation with Ms. Cobra when I noticed a villain slipping something into her drink.

As I am a gallant gentleman, I accosted the individual.

I don't remember exactly what I said

But it must have been suitably intimidating, as he left quickly.

Actually, I'm not entirely sure on that point either.
I think he left, but... I can't... really... remember.

But anyway, as for his description, he was... uh...um...

I mean to say, his height was...
Or rather, he was wearing...

...I can't remember...

To be honest,

because I am an honest citizen,

The entire evening was kind of a blur.
I remember having drinks and conversation with Flare, but everything after that gets fuzzy.
I remember confronting the man who spiked Flare's drink, but I don't recall any details.

I must have had too much to drink myself.

Which is odd, because I generally don't have that problem, and I don't remember drinking all that much.
But perhaps I can't hold my liquor.

I don't recall anything unusual on my way home, but it was rather a blurr like the rest of the evening.

And no, I don't remember anything about a confrontation with NonCon. I don't think I saw him at all that night.
Det. Gumshoe probably misheard whoever he thought told him that.

He's incompetent you know. A menace.
I plan to sue him for excessive use of force and wrongful arrest when this is all over.

My poor back will never be the same.

Rejected Again · 08-21-2010, 03:06 AM

(Hrm... He can't remember? I wonder...)

Mr. Man. You say that someone tried slipping something into Ms. Cobra's drink. Is it possible that someone slipped a drug into your drink with out you knowing, Mr. Man?

One last thing Mr. Man, since you can't seem to recall the appearance of the man who tried to spike Ms. Cobra's drink. Could you think of any recent events that may have led to someone , as you say, having it out for you?

Loyal · 08-21-2010, 02:11 PM

(It seems as if Ms. Fey and Apollo are on the same page as myself. Let's see where this goes!)

Mr. Man, I'm afraid Det. Gumshoe isn't the one on trial here. If you wish to file a grievance with his work, you may do so after the trail, however it plays out.

You claim to have no memory of the man who spiked Ms. Cobra's drink, yet you remember confronting the culprit.

Further, you were witnessed, in the very same Local Drinking Establinshed, having a confrontation with NonCon.

Is it not unreasonable to assume that the villain who tainted Ms. Cobra's drink is none other than NonCon himself?

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 08-21-2010, 02:38 PM

Is the defence accusing the prosecution witness of malicious intent?

Right now, we have Mr Ryanderman on the stand. Question him. Why are you accusing our witness?

Finish questioning your defendant, without you, an officer of the court, casting blame on your opponents witness!

Loyal · 08-21-2010, 02:50 PM

The defense is not accusing anyone at this time without supporting evidence, Edgeworth! I am bring up a possibility in the hopes of jogging Mr. Man's memory.

The key word here being "possibility."

And until later witness testimony and evidence can confirm or deny it, it will remain a possibility!

POS Industries · 08-21-2010, 08:10 PM

I'll allow this line of questioning.

I get paid by the hour, anyway.

Ryanderman · 08-21-2010, 08:37 PM

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Mr. Man. You say that someone tried slipping something into Ms. Cobra's drink. Is it possible that someone slipped a drug into your drink with out you knowing, Mr. Man?

Hm... If someone spiked my drink as well as Ms. Cobra's, that would explain why that evening is such a blur.

I knew I could hold my alcohol better than that!

The pleasant conversation with Ms. Cobra had been sufficiently engaging that's I think it is entirely possible I could have missed someone spiking my drink.

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One last thing Mr. Man, since you can't seem to recall the appearance of the man who tried to spike Ms. Cobra's drink. Could you think of any recent events that may have led to someone , as you say, having it out for you?

I wish I could think of a reason. But I am merely a humble student on the 17th year of my phD.

My thesis is more complicated than I'd originally anticipated.

But, no. I don't know of any reason anyone would have it out for me.

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Is it not unreasonable to assume that the villain who tainted Ms. Cobra's drink is none other than NonCon himself?

Hm... NonCon? But I don't...

... Or don't I? Of course! It all makes sense now! That Villain! He spiked Flare's drink! And Mine! And he set me up!

Though, to be fair, I simply can't remember remember enough of the details of the villain to tell you whether he was NonCon or not.
The whole evening is just too blurry.

But it is certainly possible that NonCon and the villain who spiked Ms. Cobra's drink were one and the same.

08-20-2010, 10:18 PM	#41
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	"He...he what? Oh lord!" __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

08-20-2010, 10:33 PM	#42
Shyria Dracnoir Kawaii-ju Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Monster Island Posts: 4,240	(I'm going to at least TRY to suppress the urge to scrub my eye sockets with bleach and steel wool after that remark) Moving onward, can you describe the suspicious individual you claim to have seen trying to dose your date's drink? Also, can you recall anything unusual you noticed on your way home? Did you feel ill or otherwise not like your normal self? __________________ Godzilla vs. Gamera (1994) Last edited by Shyria Dracnoir; 08-20-2010 at 10:39 PM.

08-21-2010, 01:36 AM	#44
Ryanderman Beard of Leadership Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 827	Of course, Ms. Fey, Mr. Wright. I would be happy to expand upon my testimony. As I said before, I was having a pleasant conversation with Ms. Cobra when I noticed a villain slipping something into her drink. As I am a gallant gentleman, I accosted the individual. I don't remember exactly what I said But it must have been suitably intimidating, as he left quickly. Actually, I'm not entirely sure on that point either. I think he left, but... I can't... really... remember. But anyway, as for his description, he was... uh...um... I mean to say, his height was... Or rather, he was wearing... ...I can't remember... To be honest, because I am an honest citizen, The entire evening was kind of a blur. I remember having drinks and conversation with Flare, but everything after that gets fuzzy. I remember confronting the man who spiked Flare's drink, but I don't recall any details. I must have had too much to drink myself. Which is odd, because I generally don't have that problem, and I don't remember drinking all that much. But perhaps I can't hold my liquor. I don't recall anything unusual on my way home, but it was rather a blurr like the rest of the evening. And no, I don't remember anything about a confrontation with NonCon. I don't think I saw him at all that night. Det. Gumshoe probably misheard whoever he thought told him that. He's incompetent you know. A menace. I plan to sue him for excessive use of force and wrongful arrest when this is all over. My poor back will never be the same. __________________ ~Your robot reminds me of you. You tell it to stop, it turns. You tell it to turn, it stops. You tell it to take out the trash, it watches reruns of Firefly.~

08-21-2010, 02:38 PM	#47
Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope Definitely NOT a samurai Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Location: Wherever the wind leads me Posts: 5,347	Is the defence accusing the prosecution witness of malicious intent? Right now, we have Mr Ryanderman on the stand. Question him. Why are you accusing our witness? Finish questioning your defendant, without you, an officer of the court, casting blame on your opponents witness! __________________ Lost in the Music ~ On Hiatus Tales of a Torn World ~ World Building

08-21-2010, 08:10 PM	#49
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	I'll allow this line of questioning. I get paid by the hour, anyway. __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.