CalvinBall XII: Hey it caught up with FF! - Page 2

Braith · 05-09-2004, 01:40 PM

Braith creates an invincible gigantic fortress which houses the calvinball. The only way possible to enter this fortress is a small pipe outside the entrance that connects to the fortress's sewer system. Unfortunatly inside this sewer system 400 tired elven guards with ak-47's, who wake up if anyone walks into there radius of 10 feet. Of course after getting passed the elven guards a maze with stone walls that is so confusing that the average most person goes insane and than combusts. After the maze is an invicible fire breathing tongue who's only weakens is a small rock that can only be found at cs_assault in the hostie room.

Osterbaum · 05-09-2004, 01:50 PM

Oster suddenly lans on the field still stunned by the fall. "WTF?!? Oh no...I'm here again..."

Jarlax · 05-09-2004, 02:15 PM

Jarlax awakens to find that all of his senses have been multiplied ten-fold. He looks down to see his body covered in fur. Around his waist are still strapped his dual scimitars. Around his neck is his trusty alchemy necklace, now so tight it looks more like a collar. Jarlax, however, is different from the average werewolf. He still retains his human thoughts. Jarlax lets out a feral growl and rushes the confused osterbaum in a deadly swirl of claws, teeth, and swords.

Braith · 05-09-2004, 02:17 PM

Braith with his mass gold that he had in his bag of holding, buys an army of vicious orcs and sends them off to raid nearby area's. Than hires a werewolf hunter armed with only a pistol full of silver bullets and a lightsaber after jarlax.

Osterbaum · 05-09-2004, 02:58 PM

Osterbaum screams in pain as Jarlax come's after him. But Jarlax comes upon a surprise...when killing Osterbaum he doesent realize that Oster is poisoned! Jarlax eats Osterbaums body and then dies of the poison.

videogamerz2000 · 05-09-2004, 03:35 PM

"Fire in the hole!" TD yells. Several missile pods turns towards the other players direction and unleash a barrage of missiles. The sand is turned to glass by the amount of heat coming from the nukes. TD drives over in a hummer to the battle site. The other players are strew about, knocked out from the explosions. "Yoink!" TD yells as he scoops up the Calvinball and drives back to his command base.

05-09-2004, 03:39 PM

BMH slashes the dragoon's tires, spewing him over the landscape. He scoops up the ball, then nonchalantly takes it back to the base and drops it into the goal.

BMH HAS WON THE GAME. is flashed across the arena, and the game ends.

Jarlax · 05-09-2004, 04:03 PM

Mapchange is now displayed across the sky, as all of the players are sent to: cs_assault. Jarlax is now respawned still a werewolf but no longer poisoned.

Lycanthrope · 05-09-2004, 04:04 PM

"Jarlax, werewolf alliance? This is our chance to destroy the calvi- I mean these fools once and for all!"

Jarlax · 05-09-2004, 04:07 PM

"OK" says Jarlax to Lycanthrope. With his new incresed speed and strength Jarlax searches for the calvinball and the other players.

05-09-2004, 01:50 PM	#12
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Oster suddenly lans on the field still stunned by the fall. "WTF?!? Oh no...I'm here again..." __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

05-09-2004, 02:15 PM	#13
Jarlax The Lightning Alchemist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 183	Jarlax awakens to find that all of his senses have been multiplied ten-fold. He looks down to see his body covered in fur. Around his waist are still strapped his dual scimitars. Around his neck is his trusty alchemy necklace, now so tight it looks more like a collar. Jarlax, however, is different from the average werewolf. He still retains his human thoughts. Jarlax lets out a feral growl and rushes the confused osterbaum in a deadly swirl of claws, teeth, and swords. __________________ -http://jarlax.250free.com/jarlaxcounter.gif http://jarlax.250free.com/FMAjarlax2.jpg Tag designed and created by: "Holy Knight" of SO CONTACT INFO AIM:The Jarlax Final Fantasy

05-09-2004, 02:58 PM	#15
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Osterbaum screams in pain as Jarlax come's after him. But Jarlax comes upon a surprise...when killing Osterbaum he doesent realize that Oster is poisoned! Jarlax eats Osterbaums body and then dies of the poison. __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

05-09-2004, 03:35 PM	#16
videogamerz2000 The Thunder Dragoon Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Next door Posts: 1,253	"Fire in the hole!" TD yells. Several missile pods turns towards the other players direction and unleash a barrage of missiles. The sand is turned to glass by the amount of heat coming from the nukes. TD drives over in a hummer to the battle site. The other players are strew about, knocked out from the explosions. "Yoink!" TD yells as he scoops up the Calvinball and drives back to his command base. __________________ Thunder Dragoon _______________________________ If I had a nickel for everytime I got drunk with, I would have a very effective nickel sock. To beat people with.

05-09-2004, 04:03 PM	#18
Jarlax The Lightning Alchemist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 183	Mapchange is now displayed across the sky, as all of the players are sent to: cs_assault. Jarlax is now respawned still a werewolf but no longer poisoned. __________________ -http://jarlax.250free.com/jarlaxcounter.gif http://jarlax.250free.com/FMAjarlax2.jpg Tag designed and created by: "Holy Knight" of SO CONTACT INFO AIM:The Jarlax Final Fantasy

05-09-2004, 01:40 PM	#11
Braith Goomba Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3	Braith creates an invincible gigantic fortress which houses the calvinball. The only way possible to enter this fortress is a small pipe outside the entrance that connects to the fortress's sewer system. Unfortunatly inside this sewer system 400 tired elven guards with ak-47's, who wake up if anyone walks into there radius of 10 feet. Of course after getting passed the elven guards a maze with stone walls that is so confusing that the average most person goes insane and than combusts. After the maze is an invicible fire breathing tongue who's only weakens is a small rock that can only be found at cs_assault in the hostie room.

05-09-2004, 02:17 PM	#14
Braith Goomba Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3	Braith with his mass gold that he had in his bag of holding, buys an army of vicious orcs and sends them off to raid nearby area's. Than hires a werewolf hunter armed with only a pistol full of silver bullets and a lightsaber after jarlax.

05-09-2004, 03:39 PM	#17
BMHadoken Guest Posts: n/a	BMH slashes the dragoon's tires, spewing him over the landscape. He scoops up the ball, then nonchalantly takes it back to the base and drops it into the goal. BMH HAS WON THE GAME. is flashed across the arena, and the game ends.

05-09-2004, 04:04 PM	#19
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	"Jarlax, werewolf alliance? This is our chance to destroy the calvi- I mean these fools once and for all!" __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

05-09-2004, 04:07 PM	#20
Jarlax The Lightning Alchemist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 183	"OK" says Jarlax to Lycanthrope. With his new incresed speed and strength Jarlax searches for the calvinball and the other players. __________________ -http://jarlax.250free.com/jarlaxcounter.gif http://jarlax.250free.com/FMAjarlax2.jpg Tag designed and created by: "Holy Knight" of SO CONTACT INFO AIM:The Jarlax Final Fantasy