Pokemon Umbral Theatre 6: Player Conspiracies

[Dracorion]

Wild pokemon are just going to end up being Impact's herpes, at most.

Also, there are some who would argue that Impactania wouldn't be all that competent.

[Geminex]

Wild pokemon are just going to end up being Impact's herpes, at most.

Nah. Maybe a mild allergy.

How could it not? I have plans for it.

[Dracorion]

Really?

I was under the impression that you were still trying to figure something out.

Did you take my mass mind-control suggestion?

Doesn't have to be all that extreme. Just a little something to make all pokemon more docile.

[Geminex]

Nah, not plans for the pokemon. I'll see how everything plays out before I decide how to neutralize/use them. What I meant was plans for Impactania. To make, if nothing else, its government body extremely competent.

[Dracorion]

Well, have fun with that.

[Astral Harmony]

So are wwe just going to like, leave Mio the way Faynoc left her?

Like, wasn't she really 10 years old? Are we just going to leave her looking aged up and recruit her into a law enforcement agency to further worsen the mental scars?

Mio's unbelieveably in control of her own emotions, especially for a girl her age. Her devotion to her mother Sakuya and Sakuya's grand schemes far surpasses the devotion held by the Harbingers of Ascension for Faynoc. Mio has quite possibly never thought for or of herself over the course of her entire life. She literally let her body be used and abused by Faynoc all so that she can achieve great power, all for the sake of her mother's personal vendettas against people like Burkmont, Irene, and the Honmyran President. Don't pity her, though. She isn't asking for any.

I'm not even arguing about the money here, mind you. Let Renny have his 100 000, make if 500 000 if you want to! Just sayin' that pokemon research has absolutely no scientific value, outside from better understanding pokemon.

Try to remember that, in the Pokemon World known in the games and anime, that "Pokemon Professors" are the only scientists that the characters of that world seem to talk about.

Granted, this is Pokemon Umbral, so there's a lot of other different sciences involved. Still, a lot of it links to Pokemon, so research into new types is still extremely valuable. Who knows? One day, Ricewood runs some painless tests on Renny's Mollesk. The next week, there's a Mollesk Pokebrid dining at a Quiznos.

And let's not forget that Pokemon, particularly wild ones, have almost always used their powers for the sake of combat. Utilizing them to other purposes, such as having a Pikachu charge a car battery or some shit, requires an entirely different kind of training. If a Pikachu is insufficient, you have to level it up, or just put more Pikachu on the job. But that's not all of it. You could never get me to believe that a Pokemon like Pikachu can maintain a constant voltage and current at all times until it can no longer maintain it because it's out of PPs. Using Pokemon for these purposes is all well and good, but humans have to be on top of their game as well to actually make it work.

The only Electric type I might actually trust to function as a stable electricity source would be Magnemite and its evolutions because they are manmade Pokemon to begin with. Other Electric types should be carefully monitored as they work and special devices should be employed to make sure that excess voltage and current is grounded. Pokemon are an invaluable source of utility, but I like to think of them as alien technology left behind when the aliens died out or ascended beyond the world or whatever. We discovered them. We know they can be used. We just need to do a lot of shit on our own to make them useful. Sometimes, it's even just more cost effective to not utilize Pokemon at all for various tasks.

I'm just going to say that all this stuff, we're simply labeling as "super science". It's entirely fictional and impossible just like Geminex says.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Mio's unbelieveably in control of her own emotions, especially for a girl her age. Her devotion to her mother Sakuya and Sakuya's grand schemes far surpasses the devotion held by the Harbingers of Ascension for Faynoc. Mio has quite possibly never thought for or of herself over the course of her entire life. She literally let her body be used and abused by Faynoc all so that she can achieve great power, all for the sake of her mother's personal vendettas against people like Burkmont, Irene, and the Honmyran President. Don't pity her, though. She isn't asking for any.

I'm going to pity her anyway.

I'm pretty sure total and complete devotion to someone else without anything for yourself is the exact opposite of "in control".

[Astral Harmony]

Well, I suppose you could. But be careful. God forbid she actually falls in love with you for caring about her, and then even I would have to continue the plot like that because it's too effin' hilarious to stop it.

[Dracorion]

...

And now I have to do it.

Shiiiiiiit.

[Menarker]

I thought Pierce wasn't going to target 10 year olds? Even ones that look adult. :3 Then again, I could say the same for Bretton flirting with her.

Anyhow, going to work on making a post soonish.