Theory about Glenn Beck

Pip Boy · 10-24-2010, 02:07 PM

I have a theory about Glenn Beck lately. First, there are a few things we need to consider. 1) He uses eye-drops to help him cry when he wants to appear emotional talking about something. 2) He makes ridiculous claims about democrats with little or no evidence and people take his word for it. 3) He frequently makes logically flawed statements and acts as though they're somehow self-explanatory. 4) He frequently uses graphs that don't make sense, but are taken by his audience at face value.

I'm starting to think that Glenn Beck may not be republican at all. I think he might just be the world's greatest troll. I keep thinking "no, that can't be it, he's just retarded", but I cannot find any rational explanation for how a person could be this incredibly stupid and paranoid and crazy and still be functional enough to have an opinion anyone cares about.

10-24-2010, 02:07 PM	#1
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	Theory about Glenn Beck I have a theory about Glenn Beck lately. First, there are a few things we need to consider. 1) He uses eye-drops to help him cry when he wants to appear emotional talking about something. 2) He makes ridiculous claims about democrats with little or no evidence and people take his word for it. 3) He frequently makes logically flawed statements and acts as though they're somehow self-explanatory. 4) He frequently uses graphs that don't make sense, but are taken by his audience at face value. I'm starting to think that Glenn Beck may not be republican at all. I think he might just be the world's greatest troll. I keep thinking "no, that can't be it, he's just retarded", but I cannot find any rational explanation for how a person could be this incredibly stupid and paranoid and crazy and still be functional enough to have an opinion anyone cares about.