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Unread 12-22-2010, 09:44 AM   #1
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Ffffff- Fuck you Santa, I got me Science
Cause Christmas is for losers/ ie I'm stuck in a lab calculating the binding abilities of Integrin.
So proteins, man proteins. Those fuckers are crazy. Where would we be without proteins? Dead (probably).
Also classical dialetical materialism predicts the modern day origin of life theories about 60 years in advance- who knew?

Santa is a superposition of wavefunctions- that is why he can deliver presents everywhere at once but also you can see him in your house.
Let's talk about some crazy science shit.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 11:32 AM   #2
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The reason why Santa can give all those presents in time is because he is from Finland and gives our gifts earlier and travels then towards west. The last country where he visits is Russia where gifts are given in New Year's Eve (or Day? Not sure about that). (Santa is still bitter about Winter War after all, he's oldie about these things)

It's really about common sense. ...and probably some crazy science too.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 11:56 AM   #3
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Nope, New Zealand gets them on Christmas Day and a good 11 hours ahead of Finland. Australia too and Australia is massive as shit. Typical Europeans think they centre of everything.
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Santa only comes out when we're sleeping because the paranoia caused by criminals wearing Santa suits has made it too dangerous to be seen in public.

Also he uses Snake's camo suit just in case there's an insomniac in the house.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 12:13 PM   #5
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Nope, New Zealand gets them on Christmas Day and a good 11 hours ahead of Finland. Australia too and Australia is massive as shit. Typical Europeans think they centre of everything.
I think it's possible that he starts from New Zealand and goes then to Africa or Asia and after them to Europe, because he has been there for his holiday. It's not like he would like to be in Finland during Winter even though he has his base in here. He abuses elfs truly too much. Curses him.


South Africa in other hand is quite interesting case...
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Man, i feel like Smarty needs to win one. So, fuck Santa (in this thread) and let's go Science talking!

Yo Smarty! I heard some crazy stuff about Protein Memory.... Dude. Memory in mah Proteins! What is up with that?!
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I think these quotes are appropriate here...

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She gave me a look of skepticism you can really only get from children who have recently gone through the sobering trauma of discovering that there is no Santa Claus. (Ironically, there is--but he can't operate on the sort of scale that used to make everyone believe in him. More modern living.)
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Our world sucks. It might suit the trolls and the vampires and all those nasty, leering things that haunt our nightmares (while we clutch our physics books to our chests and reassure ourselves that they cannot exist), but I'm not a part of it. I won't be a part of it.
- From the Short Story, Restoration of Faith, by Jim Butcher

So yeah, I'll believe whatever I wanna believe science nerd, thank you very much.

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- Yes, I know Dresden is a fictional character, from a fictional book. So what? He ends up on the bestseller list all the time.
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Man, i feel like Smarty needs to win one. So, fuck Santa (in this thread) and let's go Science talking!

Yo Smarty! I heard some crazy stuff about Protein Memory.... Dude. Memory in mah Proteins! What is up with that?!
You talking about in computers or brain? Both could apply! I know heaps about both but neither is as exciing as it sounds.

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He ends up on the bestseller list all the time.
So does Twilight. Being on the bestseller list means you have a bigger advertising budget.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 01:28 PM   #9
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So is SMB like the Grinch, or Scrooge? Just need to know which one so we can properly restore his holiday spirit.
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Unread 12-22-2010, 01:36 PM   #10
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He ain't either because he is secretly Santa.

I mean, brown dyed beard, really? It fools absolutely nobody.
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