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Unread 12-31-2010, 10:30 PM   #1
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Seil New Years Quiz - If You're All Sober Enough To Type

All right, all that's on TV right now in frosty Canada is 'Blades of Glory,' so Imma do you all a New Years quiz, bein' as how it's the end of a decade and such.

What's been the best thing about this year?

What have you done that you're really proud of?

Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?

Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?

Did you travel this year at all, and to where?

What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.

Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?

Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.

Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.
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Unread 12-31-2010, 10:38 PM   #2
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Unread 12-31-2010, 10:42 PM   #3
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What's been the best thing about this year?

Staying in one apartment for 12 months straight.

What have you done that you're really proud of?

Comic book!

Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?

That redhead.

Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?

I'm more likely to get upset and offended at the far left and the far right then ever before.

Did you travel this year at all, and to where?

No travelling.

What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.

Avatar, the last Airbender. What an amazing film. It was a masterpiece of cinemtography.

Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?

I'm making it a point to make sure my roommate's boyfriend is moved in and all his immigration papers filed correctly by this time next year.

Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.

Ice water, as I suspect I have an exposed root in my rear shattered tooth. It's hurting tonight.

Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.

For the last 10 years I've been alive, I have most definitely been alive. I'm going to keep on doing that.
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Unread 12-31-2010, 10:47 PM   #4
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What's been the best thing about this year?

Getting away from my shitty high school friends and making awesome college friends.

What have you done that you're really proud of?

Got a lead in my first college play as a freshman? Managed to make it through a semester with a four month cluster headache? Manage to get through life with a four month cluster headache?

Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?

Didn't get the girl.

Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?

I'm starting to come to terms with a lot of the problems I've had, and I sort of think I'm becoming, if not a better person, than at least one I like more.

Did you travel this year at all, and to where?

Nowhere out of state. :/

What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.

Scott Pilgrim vs the World. Possibly Toy Story 3.

Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?

Gain weight. Stop being such a pushover for people I don't really like. Complete the new Pokedex.

Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.

Not yet.

Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.

Sweet zombie jegus, I am glad to see it go.

That's about it.
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Unread 01-01-2011, 12:38 AM   #5
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What's been the best thing about this year?
So many good games came out. Galaxy 2, Monster Hunter, DKCR, Sin and Punishemnt 2. I don't even need anything new to come out, 'cause I'm still working on those.
What have you done that you're really proud of?
I've had to think a lot about this one. I'm coming up blank.
Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?
Yeah, probably.
Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?
I'm pretty sure my self-loathing is at all-time low levels. This is definitely a change for the better.
Did you travel this year at all, and to where?
Nope-ers.
What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.
Haruhi movie, man. I waited all year for the blueray to come out instead of watching a camrip. It was worth it. Also watched The Big Lebowski for the first time. That's a good movie.
Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?
Get this damn Psych degree. I'll figure out what to do with it later.
Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.
Sadly, I just finished beer number one tonight (first beer of the year; PBR, naturally).
ell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.
In the last decade, I've gone from dreary highschool freshman to quiet alcoholic. I wouldn't have imagined that would happen in 2001. Plus, I got to spend most of it with you guys. That's good, right?
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Unread 01-01-2011, 12:53 AM   #6
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What's been the best thing about this year?
Fuck all. This past year sucked ass. I'm glad it's gone. I've spent most of it in a depression funk.
What have you done that you're really proud of?
I'm still in college and I'm actually trying to deal with my depression/anxiety/stress problems
Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?
I failed the Fall Semester of college. I hardly went to classes and I spent most of my time sleeping.
Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?
I got cats.
Did you travel this year at all, and to where?
Nope, but I wish I did.
What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.
Up. Or more accurately - anything by Pixar.
Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?
Go see the University's Psychiatrists to deal with my mental problems and to actually attend class.
Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.
I don't drink. Besides, I have a horrific cold right now, I think alcohol and congestion wouldn't have good results.
Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.
Thank the Dark Lords it's over. Maybe the next ten years won't be so shitty.
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Unread 01-01-2011, 02:41 AM   #7
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All right, all that's on TV right now in frosty Canada is 'Blades of Glory,' so Imma do you all a New Years quiz, bein' as how it's the end of a decade and such.

What's been the best thing about this year?

What have you done that you're really proud of?

Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?

Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?

Did you travel this year at all, and to where?

What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.

Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?

Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.

Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.
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What's been the best thing about this year?

Staying in one apartment for 12 months straight.

What have you done that you're really proud of?

Comic book!

Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?

That redhead.

Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?

I'm more likely to get upset and offended at the far left and the far right then ever before.

Did you travel this year at all, and to where?

No travelling.

What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.

Avatar, the last Airbender. What an amazing film. It was a masterpiece of cinemtography.

Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?

I'm making it a point to make sure my roommate's boyfriend is moved in and all his immigration papers filed correctly by this time next year.

Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.

Ice water, as I suspect I have an exposed root in my rear shattered tooth. It's hurting tonight.

Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.

For the last 10 years I've been alive, I have most definitely been alive. I'm going to keep on doing that.
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What's been the best thing about this year?
So many good games came out. Galaxy 2, Monster Hunter, DKCR, Sin and Punishemnt 2. I don't even need anything new to come out, 'cause I'm still working on those.
What have you done that you're really proud of?
I've had to think a lot about this one. I'm coming up blank.
Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?
Yeah, probably.
Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?
I'm pretty sure my self-loathing is at all-time low levels. This is definitely a change for the better.
Did you travel this year at all, and to where?
Nope-ers.
What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.
Haruhi movie, man. I waited all year for the blueray to come out instead of watching a camrip. It was worth it. Also watched The Big Lebowski for the first time. That's a good movie.
Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?
Get this damn Psych degree. I'll figure out what to do with it later.
Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.
Sadly, I just finished beer number one tonight (first beer of the year; PBR, naturally).
ell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.
In the last decade, I've gone from dreary highschool freshman to quiet alcoholic. I wouldn't have imagined that would happen in 2001. Plus, I got to spend most of it with you guys. That's good, right?
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What's been the best thing about this year?
Fuck all. This past year sucked ass. I'm glad it's gone. I've spent most of it in a depression funk.
What have you done that you're really proud of?
I'm still in college and I'm actually trying to deal with my depression/anxiety/stress problems
Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?
I failed the Fall Semester of college. I hardly went to classes and I spent most of my time sleeping.
Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?
I got cats.
Did you travel this year at all, and to where?
Nope, but I wish I did.
What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.
Up. Or more accurately - anything by Pixar.
Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?
Go see the University's Psychiatrists to deal with my mental problems and to actually attend class.
Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.
I don't drink. Besides, I have a horrific cold right now, I think alcohol and congestion wouldn't have good results.
Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.
Thank the Dark Lords it's over. Maybe the next ten years won't be so shitty.
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WOO! Happy new year you crazy catrs! I promise you all I will try not to puke on my cat

edoit: I puked nut not on the cat
edit2 : i pukd agaibn. the cat is n't eating it tyet, but she looks tempted.
edit3: i tried to pet the cat ad poked her in the eye.
edit;3: happy new ytaears everyhone. peace out and goodnight.
edit4L is ney ears a good time for drunk posting? I think so!
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Unread 01-01-2011, 03:16 AM   #8
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What's been the best thing about this year?
Going back to college to pursue something I would really enjoy, instead of what simply pays the bills.

What have you done that you're really proud of?
See previous answer.

Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've done?
Only the fact that it took me so long to pull my head out of my ass so I could pursue my dreams.

Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?
I've gained weight. But I've also become more gentle with people in general.

Did you travel this year at all, and to where?
Only across the mountains once or twice to visit with friends.

What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.
A Christmas Story. I love that movie. Almost everything that came out this year was utter shit.

Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?
Lose a pound? Let's say, lose several. My goal over the next 12-18 months is to lose 8 pounds a month. Well, okay, maybe I won't go ALL 12-18 months, but I want to get back to a healthy, sexy weight. I wanna look in the mirror again and say "Yeah, I'd totally do me."

Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.
Sparkling cider. I had the alcohol (and subsequent hangover) a couple days ago over a game of Axis and Allies. My friends had never seen America do a land-bridge invasion of Japan before. They also never expected it to succeed.

Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.
The last decade? I could have totally missed out on it, and not missed it.

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edoit: I puked nut
That was totally worth staying up for. You should really learn not to swallow so much nut. Especially on New Year's.
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Unread 01-01-2011, 03:35 PM   #10
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That was totally worth staying up for. You should really learn not to swallow so much nut. Especially on New Year's.
Agreed.. Chocolate covered even.
Seriously though, I simply chose not to correct the spelling errors. I knew they were there, but damnit, what's the point of drunk posting if no one konws you're drunk posting?



What's been the best thing about this year?

Moving in with my girlfriend

What have you done that you're really proud of?

Begun work on my very own epic novel.

Don't have to list it here, but are you ashamed of anything you've d
one?

I have never been ashamed of any action I've taken, but there have been times when I have questioned my reasoning.

Do you think you've changed in some way? Buttered your bread differently, stopped shouting at the customers, eaten more candy?

I've become a bit more physically lazy, and that's bad.

Did you travel this year at all, and to where?

I did not.

What was the best movie you watched this year - watched, not came out.

Tough call. Iron Man 2, Inception, Aliens, Transformers (any of the 3)

Is there something you can promise to do next year? Lose a pound, eat more bacon, learn French or anything?

Continue to live life in a positive and productive manner. Pretty lame, I know.

Are you drinking right now? If it's not champagne (that's pronounced the Zap Brannigan way) let us know.

I was, it was vodka, and many variants of it.

Tell us something about the last decade, 'cause everyone's gonna hate my questions anyway, and we all should be drunk enough to care.

I graduated from highschool in '01, moved out in 2008 (yeah, I was a late bloomer, shut it, lol), got a decent job making stuff for a company that sells stuff in 2009, and moved in with my girlfriend in july of last year (2010)
I should also mention that I made some new interwebz buddies in all of you guys!! (D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!)
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