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Unread 01-12-2011, 12:07 AM   #1
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Kyanbu I don't think you understand how this meme works.
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Going from black to white seems like bleaching to me. Why is that less or more direct than any of the others in this thread (e.g. electricity being shocking)?
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Unread 01-13-2011, 11:09 PM   #7
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Well as far as I can tell, there's no pun or double entendre in H's statement. The DS came back white... it was bleached... what's the joke, exactly?
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Guys what are you talking about a rainbow is a phenomenon that causes a spectrum of light to appear when the sun shines on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere

Also because god totally promised not to flood the earth anymore
which is like a guy standing outside your house with a gun promising not to shoot you with it
Except the gun is really an allegorical moral story, and you can't actually prove if there is or is not a man outside
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Going from black to white seems like bleaching to me. Why is that less or more direct than any of the others in this thread (e.g. electricity being shocking)?
Because double entendres involve multiple meanings of a word? :I
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Unread 01-14-2011, 12:03 AM   #10
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No, you by surprise got it.

It not really a great one given that it was just thrown together with the loss chance that someone would get that it's terribleness is the pun.


Like I said I'll come up with a better one.
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