Pokemon Umbral Theatre 20: Where Logic Goes to Die

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Pierce has pretty decent chances as he is. He just needs to settle down a bit and not shag every other woman near him.

Do Charlotte now.

And hey, Pierce doesn't voluntarily shag every woman. The only two were Elizabeth and Shizuka. One was a serious relationship and the other was a smoking hot 750 year old demoness, talk about cougar. All the other times he shagged anyone, he was drunk and therefore not accountable for his actions.

He'll hopefully be asking Chizuru out during the next intermission, so that should put him off the market.

And anyway, Gem? What Bard said.

The idea of Impact falling in love, or being romantically interested in anyone at all, is ridiculous.