let's discuss air instruments

Professor Smarmiarty · 02-12-2011, 10:10 PM

Air Guitar:
Pros: Classic
Semblence of rock star cool
phallic nature of instrument focuses audience to task at hand
wide variety (from using your air guitar to start air riot/smash up air equipment to gentle love song) allows you to communicate your interests
cons: very self-centered, focus on strings takes away eye contact with others
you look like a wanker
air Harmonica:
pros: Hilarious
only needs one hand
you can maintain eye contact wiht everyone
Cons: Will turn off that emo/goth chick you're trying to bang
air saxophone:
pros; Hip movements= sensuous
you're a jive cat
Hands in sync with body movement- compelling mystery presented
cons; you may be 60 years old
air drums;
demonstrate your super speed, super control, super endurance
Can mix into other dance moves the easiest
concs: You're a daterapist.

02-12-2011, 10:10 PM	#1
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	let's discuss air instruments Air Guitar: Pros: Classic Semblence of rock star cool phallic nature of instrument focuses audience to task at hand wide variety (from using your air guitar to start air riot/smash up air equipment to gentle love song) allows you to communicate your interests cons: very self-centered, focus on strings takes away eye contact with others you look like a wanker air Harmonica: pros: Hilarious only needs one hand you can maintain eye contact wiht everyone Cons: Will turn off that emo/goth chick you're trying to bang air saxophone: pros; Hip movements= sensuous you're a jive cat Hands in sync with body movement- compelling mystery presented cons; you may be 60 years old air drums; demonstrate your super speed, super control, super endurance Can mix into other dance moves the easiest concs: You're a daterapist.