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Krylo · 02-27-2011, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Teal Mage

Advanced Laser Eyes

I will drive up there and murder you.

Sifright · 02-27-2011, 07:15 AM

I suggest NOT devolving laser eyes as they are one of the only defenses we have and later on we hopefully can improve them further.

Commands.

Drink Amber Fluid.

Contemplate life and look around the room taking in a 360 view of our surroundings and our position in the world.

(maybe evolve better brain, or perhaps evolve folded brain like humans have)

akaSM · 02-27-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sifright

Contemplate life and look around the room taking in a 360 view of our surroundings and our position in the world.

I was about to post something like this, I want to see the world we're in.

Aerozord · 02-27-2011, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Teal Mage

> Unevolve: ...Cannibalize (we really don't need this).

its been awhile, but isn't cannibalize HOW we unevolve things? I atleast know its what keeps us from losing 100% of the mass used to make it.

***Fenris*** · 02-27-2011, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by rpgdemon

YOUR name isn't Squishy.

You're right!

Teal Mage · 02-27-2011, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord

its been awhile, but isn't cannibalize HOW we unevolve things? I atleast know its what keeps us from losing 100% of the mass used to make it.

Hm, I should have done this before.

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Originally Posted by Arhra

>Evolve ability to ABSORB or RECREATE past evolutions at will.

You have learnt CANNIBALISE. You can now consume your EVOLUTIONS to regain most of the MASS invested in them.

You are correct Aero! I apologize, let's not get rid of it. I also change command to Cannabalize, rather than merely Unevolve.

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Originally Posted by Sifright

I suggest NOT devolving laser eyes as they are one of the only defenses we have and later on we hopefully can improve them further.

Laser Eyes suck.

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Originally Posted by Arhra

>USE LASER EYES on DWELLER IN THE DARK

It's... it's ACTUALLY EFFECTIVE!

This is the only time they didn't suck, and only because the Dweller is afraid of Light. We are in a light-filled world now, ergo, laser eyes are useless.

Beyond that, Bioluminensence did a better job at being Laser Eyes than Laser Eyes ever did.

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Originally Posted by Arhra

>Use LASER EYES to stun FANGED DEATH.

It really doesn't like that.

>Force it back into the PIT.

It has more tentacles than you have eyes!

Your ENEMIES have joined forces!

This was not one of your better ideas.

>Very quickly evolve BIOLUMINESCENCE

You now glow in the dark.

You feel PRETTY. The DWELLER has RETREATED. Your mood has improved to SLIGHTLY HAPPY.

Additionally, while the Mitochondrion may be nice, and may make the Laser Eyes undefinably better, it also costs precious mass to use.

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Originally Posted by Arhra

>USE MASS to EVOLVE a method of TURNING EXCESS MASS into ENERGY.

After careful consideration, you evolve a JUMBO MITOCHONDRION.

You feel more ENERGETIC.

>USE MASS to EVOLVE a method of CHANNELING ENERGY INTO LASER EYES for more powerful and energetic bursts.

You evolve MITOCHONDUITS.

Your LASER EYES are more powerful!

Bioluminenscence does everything Laser Eyes does, but better. And only costs ~~one~~ actually two evolutionary slots!

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Originally Posted by Arhra

You can now IMAGINE your BRACHIATED SYMPTOMINODE.

And your equally important GENERATIVE RHIZOMALGAM.

Count the dots! There's either five or six evolutionary slots tied up in these useless Laser Eyes.

But if you're concerned for your safety:

> Evolve Ability to instinctively match the color of your surroundings when threatened (or just to turn clear if that's too hard for your tiny brain), simulating invisibility.

That should work until someone comes up with a better idea. Or we meet an angry thing with a nose.

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> Evolve Ability to create new evolutions reflexively.

PyrosNine · 02-27-2011, 04:27 PM

> Ignore all other commands for now, you've had a long day and a near death experience, so recuperate lost energy with a nap from your perch of relative safety.

Aerozord · 02-27-2011, 06:12 PM

well I think its our human nature to want to kill things that threaten us. We are not a "run and hide" species.

So I say

>Cannibalize everything related to laser eyes
>Evolve Skeleton
>Evolve Claws
>Evolve Teeth
>Evolve Jaw Muscles (so they have the force to damage stone and metal)

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Originally Posted by Teal Mage

> Evolve Ability to create new evolutions reflexively.

but that wouldn't really help since we can only make these choices between events anyways

***Fenris*** · 02-27-2011, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PyrosNine

> Ignore all other commands for now, you've had a long day and a near death experience, so recuperate lost energy with a nap from your perch of relative safety.

Do this after you devour the amber fluid and examine the PAIR OF THINGS and the MYSTERIOUS DRAWING thing.

Maintain LEVEL OF ALERTNESS so that we are aware of any threats appearing before us while we rest.

Krylo · 02-27-2011, 06:36 PM

I swear to god if you sons of bitches devolve laser eyes before I can turn them into chemical cutting lasers I will kill someone.

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02-27-2011, 07:15 AM	#672
Sifright Fact sphere is the most handsome Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,108	I suggest NOT devolving laser eyes as they are one of the only defenses we have and later on we hopefully can improve them further. Commands. Drink Amber Fluid. Contemplate life and look around the room taking in a 360 view of our surroundings and our position in the world. (maybe evolve better brain, or perhaps evolve folded brain like humans have)