D&D: general talk, rules questions and advice thread (d20 roll dice everyday)

tacticslion · 03-23-2011, 10:23 PM

Whelp, the "Let's Help Snake..." thread is about DnD, but it seems... specific. And I'm a greedy pompous windbag and need help, so I'm making a thread dedicated to ME! ... er... that is... I mean, dedicated to helping anyone else who needs it. Yeah! That's it! (they'll never suspect a thing).

Anyhoo, sadness of all sadnesses, this is gone for some unknown reason and unknown duration of time. And I need templates. Specifically the Alu-fiend, several of the more unique undead, and a few of the other "halfsies", not to mention the one where you were a speaker for fire, or whatever, and had the ability to cut off the powers of other creatures based on fire. Anyone got anything to help me out? Anyone know why the page has vanished off of the internets? Anyone know if it moved reliably somewhere else? Anyone need any other DnD advice? Anyone know just exactly who was the last of the Mohecans? Anyone?

The Argent Lord · 03-28-2011, 06:15 PM

http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/
"All files withdrawn at the request of Wizards of the Coast."

I don't know of anywhere else they are, unfortunately.

Nikose Tyris · 03-28-2011, 06:31 PM

Give me your email, Tacticslion. I've got some PDFs I've saved previously for you.

Pip Boy · 03-29-2011, 02:22 AM

I have a D&D related question. A bunch of freaks just came to our monastery and started walking around like they thought they owned the place. We already had to remove an unruly Paladin from our walls. But something about it all seems suspicious. When the newcomers said they were here to investigate, the Elder knew immediately where to take them before they even specified what they were searching for. The asshole Paladin even seemed distraught by something in the temple, as if he saw something we hadn't just before he started being an asshole. On one hand, I don't trust these humans. On the other hand, if they're right and any corruption still lingers in our leadership, I may be forced to kill my own master. My question is this:

Do you know any good recipes for human? Its very likely we'll be eating at least one of them soon, and I don't want to waste a good opportunity like this by poorly cooking them.

tacticslion · 03-29-2011, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pip Boy

I have a D&D related question. A bunch of freaks just came to our monastery and started walking around like they thought they owned the place. We already had to remove an unruly Paladin from our walls. But something about it all seems suspicious. When the newcomers said they were here to investigate, the Elder knew immediately where to take them before they even specified what they were searching for. The asshole Paladin even seemed distraught by something in the temple, as if he saw something we hadn't just before he started being an asshole. On one hand, I don't trust these humans. On the other hand, if they're right and any corruption still lingers in our leadership, I may be forced to kill my own master. My question is this:

Do you know any good recipes for human? Its very likely we'll be eating at least one of them soon, and I don't want to waste a good opportunity like this by poorly cooking them.

First: what the crap kind of monastery you got?
Also, what race are you?
Finally, what kind of corruption are you talking about, here? I mean, you're planning on eating people and all already...

Second: I hear their hearts might go well when saute'ed in garlic to soften them up and really bring out that "hearty" flavor.

Edit:
I'd be remiss if I didn't say this, but Nikose seems like an awesome guy. I mean:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nikose

I've got some PDFs I've saved previously for you.

Dude, I've never even met you (that I know of)*! Thanks!
Also, Nikose, check your PM.

*I don't expect that it was actually solely for me that you saved these things, but that's really cool nonetheless.

Pip Boy · 03-29-2011, 06:54 PM

Our monastery is hidden far in the wilderness, and is dedicated to the dragon god Io. I personally am a kobold, but members of many dragonblooded races make their homes in the monastery. As for the corruption, our former master was involved with some Shady sorts of people. We think he may have been consorting with the Drow. I don't know all the details myself, since he kicked me out, and I haven't been welcomed back until recently, now that he's died.

I keep thinking fried, but most fried foods taste the same to me. Won't really get any of the flavor out of the meat. I'll probably just cook it on a spit over a fire.

DarkDrgon · 03-29-2011, 11:55 PM

I think the best use of this thread is seriously to talk about why the bard is a necessary part to every adventuring party

Ravashak · 03-30-2011, 06:09 AM

To feed to dragons while you're pulling Brave Sir Robins?

Meister · 03-30-2011, 07:04 AM

I dunno what kind of bards you guys are used to but the one in my group is responsible for all the healing, knows songs that can get almost anyone to do almost anything for you no questions asked, and has on more than one occasion insulted opponents so harshly they died on the spot. Clearly you need a bard if only so you don't have to kill everything with boring old swords and fireballs.

Professor Smarmiarty · 03-30-2011, 07:12 AM

Bards are fully and absolutely the best character class.
Speak language as a class skill is totally aces.
If you got a high level bard in between his absurd diplomacy, his various mind altering tricks and his bardic knowledge you really shouldn't have to fight basically anyone at all. And if you do he can make you all fight better, get some opponents to fight on your side, fight pretty well himself and then heal you up afterwards.

03-23-2011, 10:23 PM	#1
tacticslion Regulator Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,842	D&D: general talk, rules questions and advice thread (d20 roll dice everyday) Whelp, the "Let's Help Snake..." thread is about DnD, but it seems... specific. And I'm a greedy pompous windbag and need help, so I'm making a thread dedicated to ME! ... er... that is... I mean, dedicated to helping anyone else who needs it. Yeah! That's it! (they'll never suspect a thing). Anyhoo, sadness of all sadnesses, this is gone for some unknown reason and unknown duration of time. And I need templates. Specifically the Alu-fiend, several of the more unique undead, and a few of the other "halfsies", not to mention the one where you were a speaker for fire, or whatever, and had the ability to cut off the powers of other creatures based on fire. Anyone got anything to help me out? Anyone know why the page has vanished off of the internets? Anyone know if it moved reliably somewhere else? Anyone need any other DnD advice? Anyone know just exactly who was the last of the Mohecans? Anyone? __________________ Make the best decision ever. I look forward to seeing you there! You should watch this trailer! It's awesome! (The rest of the site's really cool, too!) I have a small announcement to make. And another!

03-28-2011, 06:15 PM	#2
The Argent Lord Master of Silver Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Silver Keep Posts: 1,433	http://www.crystalkeep.com/d20/ "All files withdrawn at the request of Wizards of the Coast." I don't know of anywhere else they are, unfortunately. __________________ Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

03-29-2011, 02:22 AM	#4
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	I have a D&D related question. A bunch of freaks just came to our monastery and started walking around like they thought they owned the place. We already had to remove an unruly Paladin from our walls. But something about it all seems suspicious. When the newcomers said they were here to investigate, the Elder knew immediately where to take them before they even specified what they were searching for. The asshole Paladin even seemed distraught by something in the temple, as if he saw something we hadn't just before he started being an asshole. On one hand, I don't trust these humans. On the other hand, if they're right and any corruption still lingers in our leadership, I may be forced to kill my own master. My question is this: Do you know any good recipes for human? Its very likely we'll be eating at least one of them soon, and I don't want to waste a good opportunity like this by poorly cooking them. Last edited by Pip Boy; 03-29-2011 at 02:39 AM.

03-29-2011, 11:55 PM	#7
DarkDrgon Always Trick Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 978	I think the best use of this thread is seriously to talk about why the bard is a necessary part to every adventuring party __________________ [color=red] Kneel before the Lord Drgon, or you will be knelt.

03-30-2011, 06:09 AM	#8
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03-29-2011, 06:54 PM	#6
Pip Boy Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: A right and proper Nerd Cave Posts: 2,460	Our monastery is hidden far in the wilderness, and is dedicated to the dragon god Io. I personally am a kobold, but members of many dragonblooded races make their homes in the monastery. As for the corruption, our former master was involved with some Shady sorts of people. We think he may have been consorting with the Drow. I don't know all the details myself, since he kicked me out, and I haven't been welcomed back until recently, now that he's died. I keep thinking fried, but most fried foods taste the same to me. Won't really get any of the flavor out of the meat. I'll probably just cook it on a spit over a fire.

03-30-2011, 07:04 AM	#9
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	I dunno what kind of bards you guys are used to but the one in my group is responsible for all the healing, knows songs that can get almost anyone to do almost anything for you no questions asked, and has on more than one occasion insulted opponents so harshly they died on the spot. Clearly you need a bard if only so you don't have to kill everything with boring old swords and fireballs.

03-30-2011, 07:12 AM	#10
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	Bards are fully and absolutely the best character class. Speak language as a class skill is totally aces. If you got a high level bard in between his absurd diplomacy, his various mind altering tricks and his bardic knowledge you really shouldn't have to fight basically anyone at all. And if you do he can make you all fight better, get some opponents to fight on your side, fight pretty well himself and then heal you up afterwards.