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Unread 05-06-2011, 08:58 AM   #11
The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
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For example, my magic game box is slightly less impressive now that I cannot play high-tech interactive games over the internet. Stupid PSN.
This pain, I feel it. I've had to go back to playing the slightly less high tech ps2 instead, and that required first a setting up of said machine, and repeatedly requires the changing over of scart cables and power leads when switching between it, the ps3 and normal television for watching other things on my 19"1080HD TV. The hassle you know?

Also my massive timesink of a procrastination device (otherwise known as my computer) is being a fucktard and keeps either a) lagging all the time (I might have to wait up to 3 minutes to load something up!), b) crashes all the time (a further 5 minutes of waiting as I restart the thing) or c) loads up pages that i did not ask it to load up, forcing me to move my mouse hand slightly more and click a button to get rid of it!

Oh and don't even ask it to stream more than three episodes of a show at any one time, because that kills the speakers, forcing a return to problem b).

My god!

EDIT: See??! Just posting this very post took well over 2 whole minutes! The fuck?!

And whilst I'm still here, why the fuck is fuel for my car so damned expensive? Seriously I can't even go for a frikkin' month without having to fill up for another £20 worth! And where's all this dust coming from and ruining the paintwork and coating it in shit and where did these fucking scratches on the side come from and who the fuck dented the drivers side door?!!

And why does Portal 2 have to cost SO fucking much? 40 fucking pounds?! Are you shitting me?! I will NOT pay anything more than 30 thank you very much.

EDIT2: Grah, fucking typos!
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Unread 05-06-2011, 09:13 AM   #12
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Why the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu is goverment student aid the only social security aid that isn't in the cost-of-living index. And why are students the only group who are forced to take a loan before being eligible for basic income support.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 09:26 AM   #13
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I was browing the Youtube, rocking the shit out of basically all the music there is for free, and there was this one video that loaded slightly slower than its playing speed so I was forced to wait for several seconds before I could play it without interruption. Surely these are the end times.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 09:56 AM   #14
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Why is it that they show 2 giant scoops of raisens on my box of Raison Bran, YET THERE IS CLEARLY NOT 2 SCOOPS OF RAISONS!?
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Unread 05-06-2011, 10:27 AM   #15
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i have a Wii a PSP a PC capable of running all the latest games, cable Tv and i'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored right now this is soooooooooooooo not fair, this world sucks! Also, i'm sick of reruns of my favorite shows all night, i want new episodes! gawd! why things never work out for me!?
You're not First World, dummy. We're supposed to fight lions for our lives and stuff.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 10:36 AM   #16
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How manieth world is Brazil again, Mooms? No idea, but apparently you live under a bridge, if the location you've given is true.

My problems? I end my work as civil slave next monday and have to find a job again to earn the money I need to buy the fuel for the car I need to get to work.

Well, tough shit, first I need a car to pollute the environment with because I rocketed my last one off the road some months ago.

I also need new glasses, fuck that.

All these necessary possessions bind my freedom loving soul to the money. Which is a pretty abstract concept anyway. Fuck that, I'll just win in the lottery and solve all my problems forever. Err, I mean I'll revolutionize society by some means and make everyone happy.

Did I ever tell you I have wireless internet?
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Unread 05-06-2011, 10:50 AM   #17
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I got 99 problems but-

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Unread 05-06-2011, 10:50 AM   #18
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Where the fuck are those flying cars everyone was promised? Also why is it that the developers didn't release Terraria the day after the trailer? I would have built/killed some epic shit by now.
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Unread 05-06-2011, 12:04 PM   #19
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The light on my water filter is red. My drinking water is not pure.

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Here's a real problem: New Firefox is ugly as heck, and now tabs just randomly pop in the middle of the other tabs with no rhyme or reason to it. I had to download an addon to use to make it not ugly terrible, but it doesn't fix the tabs popping in the middle of other tabs, but at least I figured out how to get the tabs on the bottom of my stuff again, as they should be.

Why didn't Mozilla realize that a ton of people who use their browser hate dumbed down stuff, and that they might want to use the old style of everything that is a real menu system?
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Unread 05-06-2011, 12:14 PM   #20
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My current job pays wonderfully while allowing me someplace to live and breathe, but I am significantly antisocial because at some point it becomes painfully obvious I am gay, which until someone tells my de-facto national leader, his staff of beauracrats, and everyone that surrounds me that it is okay to be gay now I will get me fired.

Note: Considered first world because in a third world country I'd be hanged, and it is not okay to be gay and my excellent pay would be in female virgins to rape. Which are not a very highly tradable commodity even if I'm not going to rape any of them.
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