James Buchanan love thread.

Professor Smarmiarty · 05-31-2011, 04:14 PM

Postulate: James Buchanan is the greatest man who ever lived and his slander in the historical record is a travesty. Behold.

James Buchanan: Does not arrest his political opponents
James Buchanan: Has cannon in his name
James Buchanan: Does not park armies outside towns to ensure they vote the right way.
James Buchanan: Promoted self-determination a good 80 years before the UN
James Buchanan: Served the world with such intensity he did not love a woman
James Buchanan: Follows the legal, political, economic council of the wiset men of his age.
James Buchanan: Had a man named Black as his secretary of state in a time when Blacs were slaves.
James Buchanan: Did not make ridiculous policy claims and proclamations, only dealing in realistic policies.
James Buchanan: Had no bones.
James Buchanan: Master of the law(s of the universe). Didn't let no companies run his government.
Fuck I love James Buchanan.

05-31-2011, 04:14 PM	#1
Professor Smarmiarty Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: K-space Posts: 9,758	James Buchanan love thread. Postulate: James Buchanan is the greatest man who ever lived and his slander in the historical record is a travesty. Behold. James Buchanan: Does not arrest his political opponents James Buchanan: Has cannon in his name James Buchanan: Does not park armies outside towns to ensure they vote the right way. James Buchanan: Promoted self-determination a good 80 years before the UN James Buchanan: Served the world with such intensity he did not love a woman James Buchanan: Follows the legal, political, economic council of the wiset men of his age. James Buchanan: Had a man named Black as his secretary of state in a time when Blacs were slaves. James Buchanan: Did not make ridiculous policy claims and proclamations, only dealing in realistic policies. James Buchanan: Had no bones. James Buchanan: Master of the law(s of the universe). Didn't let no companies run his government. Fuck I love James Buchanan.