How It Should Have Ended: NPF Edition

[POS Industries]

Invisible Sauron-possessed giant eagles!

[The Sevenshot Kid]

The Rise of Arsenal should have ended with the murder of the men responsible for it.

[RobinStarwing]

Chronicles of Riddick> The girl shouldn't of died and Riddick should of been able to kill leader Nerco on his own.

Blair Witch 2> Never should of happened.

I might think up more but these two horrid movies are ones I'd rewrite the endings for.

[Living Bobbeh]

Hot Fuzz: While the force are finishing up their paperwork, Tom Weaver enters the police station. After a short struggle, he is thrown into the evidence room and onto the sea-mine. Nick Angel kicks the door shut and the bomb, having been weakened over time, explodes Tom all over the evidence room window. Danny sighs, exclaiming "More bloody paperwork". Roll credits.

[Kerensky287]

Honey I Shrunk The Kids should have ended with the kids freezing to death, their bodies unable to generate as much heat as is expended through their skin due to the square-cube rule. It could have been touching and heartbreaking.

The Matrix should have ended with the first movie.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Wait we're criticising Honey I shrunk the kids for being unrealistic but the angle we are going for is production of heat? Seems a bit odd way to go that one. Whatever way we go, they totally aren't living long enough to die off being too cold.
I thinkt he best wyto go would be to make all the kids really stupid when they are shrunk- you can't decrease the size of the constitutent parts of the brain so all you can really do is drastically decrease them- making them stupid.

[mauve]

No, no.

Lord of the Rings: Elrond gives the ring to Sam. Sam takes 20 minutes to get to Mordor, destroy the ring, and get back in time to cook Second Breakfast. World saved, problem solved.

See, Sam didn't have Frodo's "Must do the opposite of whatever Aragorn tells me" syndrome.

"Frodo, you must not put on the ring. Ever."
*Frodo puts on the ring.*
"Frodo, whatever happens, DO NOT put on the ring in front of the Nasgul. They can see you and you'll get stabbed."
*Frodo puts on the ring in front of the Nasgul, gets stabbed.*
"Frodo, don't be an idiot and wander off by yourself into the woods while carrying the One Ring of Power."
*Already gone*

Granted, Pippin suffered from it too.

[Token]

X-Men First Class should have ended with glorious sweaty mansex. (As should the other three.)

[Inbred Chocobo]

The movie Battle: LA should have ended by the marines finally getting an edge over the aliens after Will Smith manages to steal one of their spaceships and straps a missile to it, then flies to the mothership hovering in orbit and blowing it up from the inside. Then, upon landing the spaceship they stole explodes because Gollum thought the one ring, so they Will Smith and is co-pilot Frodo board this giant eagle and fly to Mordor, where Will Smith promptly takes the ring from Frodo and kicks him into the volcano, and then takes his position as the new Prince of Mordor wielding the one ring.

Unfortunately as he sits on his throne he finds he is being sent to his aunt and uncle in Hogwarts, Bel-Air. Upon arriving in Hogwarts and learning his destiny to fight He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, he proceeds to being his training in the hyperbolic time-chamber, which he discovers his inner power and achieves super saiyan 2 transformation. With his new powers found, he flies to Dagobah and trains in a swamp with a green midget to learn the ways of the force.

Later on his hand gets cut-off and he proceeds to graft a shotgun to it, then is sent back in time to medieval times where he builds a car with jet engines and runs over the army of the dead with it. Then as the screen fades to black we seen Snape killing Dumbledore.

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by Inbred Chocobo

The movie Battle: LA should have ended by the marines finally getting an edge over the aliens after Will Smith manages to steal one of their spaceships and straps a missile to it, then flies to the mothership hovering in orbit and blowing it up from the inside. Then, upon landing the spaceship they stole explodes because Gollum thought the one ring, so they Will Smith and is co-pilot Frodo board this giant eagle and fly to Mordor, where Will Smith promptly takes the ring from Frodo and kicks him into the volcano, and then takes his position as the new Prince of Mordor wielding the one ring.

Unfortunately as he sits on his throne he finds he is being sent to his aunt and uncle in Hogwarts, Bel-Air. Upon arriving in Hogwarts and learning his destiny to fight He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, he proceeds to being his training in the hyperbolic time-chamber, which he discovers his inner power and achieves super saiyan 2 transformation. With his new powers found, he flies to Dagobah and trains in a swamp with a green midget to learn the ways of the force.

Later on his hand gets cut-off and he proceeds to graft a shotgun to it, then is sent back in time to medieval times where he builds a car with jet engines and runs over the army of the dead with it. Then as the screen fades to black we seen Snape killing Dumbledore.

I kept expecting this to turn into a Bel-Air, and then it almost did, but then didn't and then I was kinda disappointed.