*Rant on dangerous pets and their owners*

[phil_]

Why can't I own a lion tiger? He'd kick that mouse in the wall's ass no sweat, plus he's too heavy to jump on my shelves and knock stuff down like a regular cat.

Edit:

Originally Posted by pocheros

Unless they're a toy chihuahua or something equally non threatening, but if you have one of those you probably carry it around in your purse a la Paris Hilton anyways.

Little dogs will eat you and your family if given a chance.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Originally Posted by phil_

Why can't I own a lion tiger? He'd kick that mouse in the wall's ass no sweat, plus he's too heavy to jump on my shelves and knock stuff down like a regular cat.

You're right he would just completely destroy them with a swing of his massive paw of death.