07-27-2011, 12:44 AM
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Cinderella
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Trespassing in the graveyard
Posts: 3,076
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Victor Edwards, Accepted!
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Originally Posted by A Letter from Bob
Dear Mr. Witt,
Do not be alarmed, though I am sure it has been some time that you have lived by that name, our knowledge of your identity does not indicate hostile intent. Quite the opposite. Our admiration of your skill as an analyst and agent in the CIA, as well as the thorough work you did erasing yourself and making this new persona has led my superiors to believe you are worth working for our group. We are the Organization, a name built to be unremarkable and anonymous for the sake of our safety. A concept I'm sure you understand. We will be holding an orientation, for yourself and a collection of others who have gotten similar letters. Inside this envelope, if you have not looked it over yet, you will find a round-trip, first class ticket to the island of Ibiza, booking for a penthouse suite on the island, a scheduled of the activities for the day of the orientation, and a sum of money for you to enjoy yourself with. I understand that this comfortable life you live, simple unremarkable and secure, is difficult to let go of. But we are offering the opportunity of a lifetime. One that benefits the future, the world, and most of all yourself. So please take the flight, stay a while, and if you don't want to join simply fly back. No harm no foul. We look forward to seeing you Mr. Witt.
With respect,
Bob
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Zero, approved!
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Originally Posted by A Letter from Bob
Dear Miss Strauss,
Your work is a fairly intriguing thing, a life started as a thief that evolved to the anti-thief. Your long developed skills, familiarity with security systems, and of course your close relationship with many different influential people as a security specialist has attracted the attention of my superiors. We are the Organization, a name we chose for the security that such a name is difficult to trace to a reliable source. A simple concept, and one I'm sure you may help us expand on in time. We will be holding an orientation, for yourself and a collection of others who have gotten similar letters. Inside this envelope, if you have not looked it over yet, you will find a round-trip, first class ticket to the island of Ibiza, booking for a penthouse suite on the island, a scheduled of the activities for the day of the orientation, and a sum of money for you to enjoy yourself with. You have spent quite some time working for corporate with little to show for it save for a reasonably impressive resume. We offer incredible pay, benefits, and perhaps most notably the knowledge that what you are doing is not just so some fat man can keep his money safe, but to help secure the future for progress. If you aren't impressed you can always fly right back, no harm no foul. But is it so bad to spend a day or two in an island paradise? We hope to see you soon.
With respect,
Bob
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Time to bust out the glow sticks!
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