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Unread 07-30-2011, 02:27 PM   #1
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mIrAcLeS Science proves God
For a 1000 years, we revealed in the glorious truth that God built everything in circles. But then foolish misguided scientists tried to tell us all our apparent natural circles were not actually circles. God is dead we claimed. Huzzah! We cheered in our dictator, we clapped as he overthrew all we knew, all that was right, we welcomed the steel ajack boot.

BUT WE WERE WRONG: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/20...s-round-cosmos


For a 1000 years we believed in the glorious truth that God created all from a void, that we emerged. But then then foolish misguided scientists tried to tell us all our apparent creation had a regular source. God is dead we claimed. Huzzah! We lay at the feet of our devil, we blinded ourselfs to all we knew, all that was right, we gobbled his scraps hungrily.

BUT WE WERE WRONG: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_foam
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Unread 07-30-2011, 02:32 PM   #2
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I don't find it at all surprising that the electron is round. What other shape should it be?
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Unread 07-30-2011, 02:46 PM   #3
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Of course, God wouldn't make triangular electronic charges. I commend your orthodox position and shall not burn you for heresy
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waiiiiiiiiit wait wait wait

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we were previously under the impression that the electron wasn't round?!
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Oh please, not the God particle...
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God is not a particle. Why are you being so ridiculous.

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we were previously under the impression that the electron wasn't round?!

Only if you believed foolish science!



We used to believe that the spiritual plane and the material plane could be unified, indivisible. Foolish Nestorians challenged this belief but were easily defeated. However in the dark ages they sought solace and some say proof in the false trickeries of science. BUT THEY WERE WRONG. Energy and matter are indivisble. LIKE JESUS.
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Unread 07-30-2011, 03:00 PM   #7
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Unread 07-30-2011, 03:01 PM   #8
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According to my 8th grade science textbook, the elctron is and always was round! So this is no new discovery as far as thats concerned!
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Well I assume you went to a US school where fortunately they still teach the godly sciences. Some of us were stuck in heathen propaganda pits.
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Unread 07-30-2011, 03:34 PM   #10
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A pity how far behind you lot are.
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