Hatland Mafia

[Professor Smarmiarty]

*Comes in to catch up on thread*
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I don't know what this shit is but it sure isn't mafia. It sure isn't fun either.
I have heaps of thoughts on who to boot and shit but fuck this. I ain't playing unless we get some adults in here.

Like if Snake is even a quarter as good as he says he is his bitchfest is a strategy and not an actual bitchfest and i know what ihe is attempting to achieve with it if it is. But that's not cool. Don't use that strategy, it ruins the game for eveyrone and its not fun.

FFS everyone. I want to see everyone calm down first before we proceed.

Simple guide for the future- type your post, read your post, think " is this the kind of post a cunt would make" if the answer is yes, don't post it. Even if its "strategy".

[Geminex]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

*Comes in to catch up on thread*
..............
I don't know what this shit is but it sure isn't mafia. It sure isn't fun either.
I have heaps of thoughts on who to boot and shit but fuck this. I ain't playing unless we get some adults in here.

Like if Snake is even a quarter as good as he says he is his bitchfest is a strategy and not an actual bitchfest and i know what ihe is attempting to achieve with it if it is. But that's not cool. Don't use that strategy, it ruins the game for eveyrone and its not fun.

FFS everyone. I want to see everyone calm down first before we proceed.

Simple guide for the future- type your post, read your post, think " is this the kind of post a cunt would make" if the answer is yes, don't post it. Even if its "strategy".

Full disclosure: Just repped smarty for this post. Cause it is truth.

[greed]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Full disclosure: Just repped smarty for this post. Cause it is truth.

Same here. I wanted to post something similar but I've just finished a 13 hour day, am thus utterly knackered and couldn't word it right.

I'll have a higher content post later or more likely tomorrow for me cause this is going to take more effort to dissect than I care to invest at 10:30pm after a long ass day. Preliminary judgement is agreeing with Smarty that this is probably an unpleasant tactic of Snake's. Not sure if it's a town tactic to agitate scum into slipping or a scum tactic to drive down participation by making the the thread toxic though.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Simple guide for the future- type your post, read your post, think " is this the kind of post a cunt would make" if the answer is yes, don't post it. Even if its "strategy".

Oh, fuck off.

Under the pretense of attempting to "return civility" to this discussion you all have criticized me as if I'm the only person in this thread who's done anything wrong, and you've adhered to a worldview that I have done something utterly egregious against Sifright while meanwhile Sifright and RPG have been totally a'right in their behavior towards me.

For the record? And just because this is the last post I'll make. No strategy was involved between Sifright and I. None whatsoever. There was a strategic purpose behind much of my other interactions with other individuals, but since Sifright bitched and moaned about my post length as if my writing was the coming of the fucking Apocalypse, it's been serious business. No tricks, no gimmicks, no declaration that Sifright was "TRAPPED!", no Jester attempting to get D1 lynched, no scummy attempt to get lynched D1 because that would benefit a theoretical scumteam somehow for some reason. The flip will prove it. For better or for worse, I actually genuinely believed everything that I typed. And yes, I am well aware that most of you will actually look upon me worse once I flip and the flip confirms me. But the truth of the matter is, I had a bad day, the bad day seeped into Mafia, RPG and then Sifright knew just what buttons to push, they pushed them, and you're all convinced everything's my fault because I finally reached a moment of clarity where I realized that I'm sick and tired of this.

I'm sick and fucking tired of the NPF community applying its double standards in one set of rules when it comes to people insulting me and a far more stringent set of guidelines whenever I dare so much as step on someone's shoelaces. If you think anything I've said to Sifright whatsoever in the context of this thread is half as insulting as the shit I've randomly waltzed into the NPF chatroom and happened to incidentally discover people were saying about me, or the shit that gets said about me in one of my legit call-for-help threads about dating or women or depression or anxiety or life in general, you're wrong. And I'm sick and tired of desperately trying to rationalize your snide comments about me within some worldview that you guys are still good friends, because I'm so eager for acceptance and approval, when I really should have realized a fucking long time ago that I was the resident punching bag you all enjoyed kicking the crap out of.

Oh yeah, and on that note, clearly it's totally acceptable to demonize the entirety of my posts as "the kind of post(s) a cunt would make," or "a bitchfest" or "bullshittery" while me labeling Sifright's posts as childish or illiterate is indefensible by comparison, sure, yeah, whatever.

I look forward to each and every one of you eating crow once you're forced to confront the ugly truth when I flip and you're stuck rationalizing exactly why your convictions were wrong or how my actual feelings on the matter fits into any "strategy" or "tactic." Go ahead. You clearly all want me dead, so vote me off and watch me flip Town. Do it. I no longer want any of you hypocrites to win anyway.

The only sad thing about this is before that first damned MLP Mafia game I actually wasn't around here because I went through a several week period where I was smart enough to quit. I saw your true fucking colors in insults made about me in chatrooms when people assumed I was absent and incapable of defending myself, outside the context of any competitive game and finally wised up and like "This is wrong and I don't care for it, I should not be a part of this community anymore." But like the dumbass I am I fucking waltzed straight back into this series of landmines. Maybe this time around I can actually stay committed enough to abandon NPF for good and actually improve my life around people who give the slightest of damns.