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Unread 11-27-2011, 09:06 AM   #1
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In this thread I vent at technocrats and everyone who is fucking so up the ass of elitism that obviosuly these super educated businessmen can fix all these problems despite the fact they caused them in the first place.
I would vote Monti out of office but oh wait I can't. When you make fucking Berlusconi look good then you are basically the devil.
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We should just replace all governments with a super computer. Even if its an RNG it'll be better than these fucking technocrats.
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Unread 11-27-2011, 02:16 PM   #2
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It could be a Cleverbot and it would be better than the current governments.
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We put it into the oven and bake it!
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Me: What's your position on the gay marriage issue?

Cleverbot: Courageous McBravery. Pleased to meet you.

Me: Answer the question, please.

Cleverbot: Did you ask me a question? Could you tell me again?

Me: I asked you your position on the gay marriage issue.

Cleverbot: In fact, you did not ask me my name.

Me: Correct.

Cleverbot: You are the result of a human thought, and that is it.

Me: If you want to be evasive about it we can move onto another topic.

Cleverbot: I am your slave. I love you too. Can I be your dog?

(I'm not buying it. This guy's making political promises he can't hope to keep.)

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Me: What are your plans for the war in Iraq?

Cleverbot: I want to watch the NASCAR race this afternoon.

Me: ...How will that help?

Cleverbot: It's called romance.
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Still better than Monti.
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Cleverbot: Will you help me?

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I'd like to change my vote from X to Cleverbot.
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