"Conservapedia On Feminism" or "BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN!"

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Copper trading is an important and thoroughly upright profession and just because you spend all day making up job descriptions for yourself to justify stealing our money to fund your potsmoking "exploration of yourself" doesn't give you the right to impugn the intergrity of an honest working man.

[dwmitch]

Originally Posted by Osterbaum

Ok, dwmitch is not real. Calling it right now.

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I mean come one!

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants

Copper trading is an important and thoroughly upright profession and just because you spend all day making up job descriptions for yourself to justify stealing our money to fund your potsmoking "exploration of yourself" doesn't give you the right to impugn the intergrity of an honest working man.

I'm hoping you guys were joking but now that I see how my last statement can be misread I'll break it down.

"...back to bed,"

Most of my posts here have been during a bout of insomnia. Been trying to get to sleep since 10:00 PM, it's 4:30 AM now, so I've been up and down all night.

"...steel my nerves to finally ask out..."

Been trying to work up the nerve to ask a young lady on a date, obviously. She's had my interest since June but she's quitting her job at the end of this week so I can't take the time to test the water and make sure I won't be shot down in front of my cousins (who are regulars at the store she works at and would never let me live it down). Since I don't want to go in as a nervous wreck I need to build up my nerve, which is normally done during a walk through the woods so I can clear my mind and plan everything out, but I had to settle for bedtime tonight because people look at you strange if you go out wandering at night.

"...spend the day digging up and laying pipes."

Self explanatory. The people I'll be working for today have a busted water line. They want to take the opportunity to take out the copper lines coming out of their pressure tank, which is relatively fragile by today's standards, and install vinyl water lines.

By the way, I wish copper was a viable venture. It's the highest selling scrap, at least in this area, but it's the hardest to get. I've been stockpiling bits and pieces over the past year that I've pulled out of discarded air conditioners and days like this are very rare. In fact, other than the cost of parts I'm not getting paid any money for this. Just any copper I pull out of the ground for them.