"Conservapedia On Feminism" or "BACK IN THE KITCHEN, WOMAN!"

[Osterbaum]

Political correctness gone mad!

[Aerozord]

Originally Posted by Osterbaum

Take note of this bit of sarcasm dwmitch, because right now all you're giving us is your opinion backed up by anecdotal evidence and nothing more.

to be fair we have had entire threads in the news and current events forum based on this. Yea its shoddy argument, but not like there isn't reason to think this kind of thing would fly on the forum

[Seil]

Really? Anecdotal? I think we're better than that.

[Kim]

Originally Posted by Osterbaum

Take note of this bit of sarcasm dwmitch

No sarcasm was intended. These examples from real people living their lives and getting by are much more meaningful than mere numbers or statistics could ever be. You can't measure dedication and hard work. You can measure a man's ability to pick himself up by his bootstraps. Anecdotes are the only real way to show what life is like for the working man. Everything else is just liberal elitism obscuring the truth.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Liz

No sarcasm was intended. These examples from real people living their lives and getting by are much more meaningful than mere numbers or statistics could ever be. You can't measure dedication and hard work. You can measure a man's ability to pick himself up by his bootstraps. Anecdotes are the only real way to show what life is like for the working man. Everything else is just liberal elitism obscuring the truth.

I have to say, Liz, that I'm really very proud of you.

You see when I met Liz she was as stubborn a liberal democrat as they came. (...You'd never guess that now based on her posting habits!) She argued in favor of gay marriage, was strongly in favor of abortion rights for women, railed against the Iraq War, blasted tax cuts and supported spending hikes, had no faith in the value of private corporations, and you couldn't even start talking about Guantanamo Bay before she'd run her mouth over how 'evil' torture was.

...But then she met me, a strong-willed, perceptive conservative who had his shit together.

And so Liz slowly but surely became attuned to the truth, and gradually she began to re-affiliate herself as a conservative Republican. It took several victories in debates and many angry conversations to get her there! But now she's a huge fan of Limbaugh, Hannity and Glenn Beck. She's supporting Gingrich and I favor Romney in these primaries, but in the end, we both agree that Barack Hussein Obama has got to go.

(And honestly I'm still kind of skeptical of the possibility that she's pretending to be conservative because she has a huge crush on me and just wants to impress me? At least, that's what Fifthfiend has gone on record with believing, but honestly Fifth may have an agenda because he and Liz used to be really close back when she identified as a liberal Democrat.)

...But, long story short: Welcome to NPF, fellow Conservative! I'm glad to see you here, we're in the minority but we're good people. Just stick with Liz and I and we'll bail you out once Fifthfiend and Betty Elms inevitably start going after you for daring to believe in your own self-sufficiency and independence from strong-armed government intervention.

[Azisien]

NPF needs a Hell subforum and people need to get banned everywhere except there.

[MSperoni]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

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And so Liz slowly but surely became attuned to the truth....

That's "Truth" Snake.

Capital T.

Liz is slowly turning me into a hardcore conservative. Why, just the other day I made a list detailing the Gay Agenda. It involves a lot of cheese.

[Archbio]

"Sure, I have more education than Edison but he had the resourcefulness to get things done."

If by ressourcefulness you mean "low ethical standards."

[shiney]

Liz sure talks a lot when she should be making sandwiches.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by MSperoni

That's "Truth" Snake.

Capital T.

Liz is slowly turning me into a hardcore conservative. Why, just the other day I made a list detailing the Gay Agenda. It involves a lot of cheese.

And to think, just a few years back Liz was the one ranting about "privilege" and "heteronormative values" and whatever the hell those other terms she probably made up were.

...I'm glad to hear you're slowly waking up from your left-wing slumber, Matt. It will be nice to be on speaking terms again. I'm still sad that you chose to ban me from your AIM and MSN accounts after our last argument.

But now that you're finally becoming a conservative like us, maybe you'll reconsider your stance on including anti-homosexual and anti-feminist messages in "The Dreadful?" Don't get me wrong, Matt, I'm not trying to coerce you into this; I don't need you throwing an angry fit like you did last time. But I just think your webcomic is good, but it's missing that necessary ingredient to make it great. Liz and I still think you should introduce a character who obviously has deviant sexual preferences, and then have that character die.

(Also, Kit should be the one to kill that character because then it's all symbolic because she has devil-horns, the message being that Satan himself personally executes all those who do not ascribe to traditional Judeo-Christian values!)