Decem-beard

[Darth SS]

Can we go back to what our parents called it? "Growing a beard."

Also, I challenge the idea that growing a beard is easy because it specifically requires not doing something. I challenge it solely on the basis that beards get fucking itchy. Really itchy. Like, you're sitting in a class and you should be trying to understand the algebra in front of you but instead all you can think about is how it feels like your neck is on fire and you desperately want to scratch it furiously but then you might get beard dandruff all over your black sweater and people will see and be grossed out so you can't do that but maybe a couple exploratory touches yes those are okay no one questions those but it only itches more now and someone asked a question and you missed it because of the forest thrusting itself forth from your face.