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Unread 12-03-2011, 07:50 PM   #1
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In this thread we overreact hilariously to slightly negative things that happen in our lives.

My contribution: I just washed my replacement phone that I got three weeks ago after having washed the I had phone before that. WHY AM I SUCH A COMPLETE FUCKUP?

Now I get to go without a cell phone for a while because I'm not made of goddamn money.

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Unread 12-03-2011, 08:30 PM   #2
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I got into an argument on the internet becuase I thought some peeps were being rude.

Ruined mah day.

Also the iPhone my boss got me for work isn't the latest generation. What a Scrooge.
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Unread 12-03-2011, 08:37 PM   #3
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My skates are really dull, and badly need to be sharpened so I can play hockey. But I don't want to not have my skates for a day in case I want to play hockey.

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Unread 12-03-2011, 10:17 PM   #7
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Unread 12-04-2011, 12:35 AM   #8
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My skates are really dull, and badly need to be sharpened so I can play hockey. But I don't want to not have my skates for a day in case I want to play hockey.

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Wait, I thought only second world nations like Russia and Canada played hockey....

Anyway, I forgot to turn on my ice maker yesterday and now I have to wait like fifteen minutes to get fresh ice, but I want ice for my scotch now.....

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Unread 12-04-2011, 12:36 AM   #9
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'Round these parts they call those freezers. And don't turn them off.
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Unread 12-04-2011, 12:40 AM   #10
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'Round these parts they call those freezers. And don't turn them off.
No, my freezer comes with a machine that constantly spits out fresh ice until the tray gets full and keeps refilling the tray unless you turn it off for a bit so that you don't keep using all the newly created ice and let the older ice sit and meld together like an iceberg that you then have to take out and hit with a hammer or something until it breaks apart again. God getting free ice is so complicated.
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