Santa is a republican - Page 2

Jagos · 12-10-2011, 02:53 PM

Xmas came early if Newt Gingrich gets the Repub. nomination

A Zarkin' Frood · 12-10-2011, 03:32 PM

It's not a political statement, it's my favorite color. I'll take this color back. Motherfuckers.

Aerozord · 12-10-2011, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InsaneGenius

It's not a political statement, it's my favorite color. I'll take this color back. Motherfuckers.

doesn't matter, all colors are claimed by gays anyways. I mean how greedy can you be to take the entire visible light spectrum.

A Zarkin' Frood · 12-10-2011, 03:37 PM

Well, if you wanna see colors you should become gay. Duh.

I however will take red and make it available to everyone.

E: To the ~~boring~~ straight people here: Do you see this color?

Geminex · 12-10-2011, 03:39 PM

Kameraden! The proletariat will rise!

Flarecobra · 12-10-2011, 03:45 PM

Who said elves are from a different place? Hasn't Santa been called a "Jolly Old Elf?"

If anything, I'd say he uses slave labor.

Menarker · 12-10-2011, 03:48 PM

I figured Santa had a bit of a ego.

You see, the story goes that if you were good, you were supposed to get toys and if you were bad, you would get an otherwise useless lump of coal. The way I see it is that it is supposed to be a sarcastic act of mercy. Given that winter is generally damn cold, the unlucky recipient would be able to burn that lump for heat and generally last through the winter nights. * Then they can try to be good again next year.

Aerozord · 12-10-2011, 03:53 PM

well I guess you could also view that santa isn't bias, and rich people are just better human beings that deserve better gifts, and poor people are all amoral criminals even if they are only 5

Melfice · 12-10-2011, 03:58 PM

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Melfice · 12-10-2011, 04:02 PM

Also, anybody know why IG's posts are just blank?

12-10-2011, 02:53 PM	#11
Jagos FRONT KICK OF DOOM! Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Howdy pardner... Posts: 6,399	Xmas came early if Newt Gingrich gets the Repub. nomination __________________ Copyright musings World ramblings Scifi stories

12-10-2011, 03:32 PM	#12
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	It's not a political statement, it's my favorite color. I'll take this color back. Motherfuckers. __________________ >:( C-: Last edited by A Zarkin' Frood; 12-10-2011 at 03:33 PM. Reason: Yeah, I'm aware this text reads hard on this background, hard to read text seems to be all the rage among the kids.

12-10-2011, 03:37 PM	#14
A Zarkin' Frood formerly known as Prince. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Right here, with you >:) Posts: 2,396	Well, if you wanna see colors you should become gay. Duh. I however will take red and make it available to everyone. E: To the ~~boring~~ straight people here: Do you see this color? __________________ >:( C-: Last edited by A Zarkin' Frood; 12-10-2011 at 03:43 PM.

12-10-2011, 03:45 PM	#16
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Who said elves are from a different place? Hasn't Santa been called a "Jolly Old Elf?" If anything, I'd say he uses slave labor. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

12-10-2011, 03:48 PM	#17
Menarker OMG! WHAT SHOULD I DO NOW? Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 3,802	I figured Santa had a bit of a ego. You see, the story goes that if you were good, you were supposed to get toys and if you were bad, you would get an otherwise useless lump of coal. The way I see it is that it is supposed to be a sarcastic act of mercy. Given that winter is generally damn cold, the unlucky recipient would be able to burn that lump for heat and generally last through the winter nights. * Then they can try to be good again next year. __________________ THE BIO OF RENNY TRESSERHORN THE BIOs OF POKEMON UMBRAL!

12-10-2011, 03:39 PM	#15
Geminex SOM3WH3R3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,606	Kameraden! The proletariat will rise!

12-10-2011, 03:53 PM	#18
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	well I guess you could also view that santa isn't bias, and rich people are just better human beings that deserve better gifts, and poor people are all amoral criminals even if they are only 5 __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."