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Unread 12-25-2011, 10:10 PM   #21
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I gots one major gift, a Fender electric guitar with all the trimmings
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Unread 12-25-2011, 10:39 PM   #22
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shitloads of film (as in, a fourpack of kodak, assorted film out of production, a nine-roll fuji grabbag, and a five-pack of velvia 50)
the Hark! A Vagrant book
Gundam Epyon model kit
$25 theater gift card
$25 amazon gift card


the only real damper on it was that my parents ordered an Olympus XA rangefinder compact, but the film advance spool and the focusing mechanism were broken on arrival.
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Unread 12-25-2011, 11:05 PM   #23
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Three packs of Magic: Innistrad.
Three pounds of chocolate covered almonds
Assorted other candy
$50 gift card to Olive Garden
$20 gift card to the local movie theater (Hint from Mom: Take a girl to dinner and a movie).
A new pair of shoes.
Eight pairs of socks.
Two new pairs of jeans.
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Unread 12-25-2011, 11:42 PM   #24
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A new handmade Tunic.
A kitkat bar.
Bag of new socks.
New Razors.
Quality time with my baby sister.

The last one is the best part.
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Unread 12-25-2011, 11:53 PM   #25
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With my Christmas loot I just bought a slew of comics nearing a hundred dollars.
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Unread 12-25-2011, 11:57 PM   #26
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Quality time with my baby sister.
Pack your bags and leave everyone, Nik just won Christmas.
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Unread 12-26-2011, 01:01 AM   #27
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Sonic generations for ps3
kirby return to dreamland for wii
and $50
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Unread 12-26-2011, 02:17 AM   #28
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Wine
Nail polish
Applebee's gift card (not really fond of applebee's but whatever, free dinner!)
Pink-purple scarf and toque
The Sims 3
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Unread 12-26-2011, 02:46 AM   #29
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As I've already mentioned and apologized for, I got a nifty Wacom tablet like I've been dreaming of since I was in high school, so that gets a line break to itself.

I also got a new belt, a depressing book, a bunch of gift cards for food and other not-foods, a new hoody jacket, more food, candy, groceries, a whole day with my nephews and nieces, and a knee & elbow injury to go along with it from playing basketball.

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A knitted headband with a big ol' flower on it
A necklace with a tiny little birdcage
A big sparkly purple scarf/pashmina thingie
A green hooded vest

And the best thing: A paper bag puppet shaped like Admiral Ackbar that my sister made for me as a gag gift. He is GLORIOUS and I ADORE HIM. Yelling "IT'S A TRAP" is so much more fun when it involves making squeaky voices and waving a puppet around in peoples' faces.
Also, I got the mental image of Mauve wearing all this at once.
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Unread 12-26-2011, 05:37 AM   #30
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I got a bit this year as well.

A remote control caddy for my new apartment.
An antique wall clock set into a Japanese fan.
Several Asian-themed wall decorations.
Four jars of home-brewed spiced and spiked honey flavored with brandy, blackstrap rum?, fresh lemons, cinnamon and cloves.
A jar of homemade apple butter.
A jar of peanut M&Ms and a gift card for the theater for making the closest guess as to how many M&Ms were in the jar (I was two off).
A $25 Gamestop Gift Card. Anyone know if you can use those for online purchases?
A dashboard Anti-Road-Rage angel.
A sweet antique ceramic Japanese mug whose writings I will translate later in my studies.
A deck of really old-looking Japanese playing cards. Still looking for the date on them.
An old Japanese card-wallet.
An old Japanese paper fan.
Three identical knit sweaters (originally intended to be one, but my mother accidentally bought three, which is freakin' sweet, cause they look really classy).
A Christmas Candy Cane Puzzle Set, containing a "Beginner Puzzle" (broken into 6 pieces), an "Intermediate Puzzle" (24 Pieces), and an "Advanced Puzzle" (973,454 pieces).
Some really awesome Japanese basket-weave laminated coasters.
A Chinese Cook Book (for variety).
A bottle of Bacon Soda.
An Angry Birds plushie.
A pair of Korean Brass Hot Plates.
A musical party tie.
A rather kickass necklace.
Tons of baked goodies.
A pack of Cat's Butt Chewing Gum (8 Pieces of Kiss My Ass attitude!).
A Big Turk Bar (Anyone know what Turkish Delight is?).
A Root Beer Candy Cane.
A Gallon of Egg Nog.
And an awesome dinner with my mother, my sister, her husband, my nieces, and our friends. I feel blessed.
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