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Unread 03-23-2012, 11:01 PM   #41
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I demand to be the loose cannon. But I'll settle for the dumb chief. Just so long as I'm conflicting with somebody.

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Culture/Ethnicity/Whatever: Scotch-Irish Welsh English French German White Guy.
Age: 22
Height: 6ft
Weight: 250 lb
Blood Type and Crap: No idea, Sagitarrius, Year of the Dragon
Eyes: Green
Hair: Dark brown, short.
Distinguishing features: Slight chin cleft, large scar left arm, left index finger, left cheek.
Likes: Reading, video games/tv/movies, hiking, basketball.
Dislikes: Plumbing, auto mechanics, insipid TV commercials, people who talk really loudly for no reason, happiness, his students, most politicians, charlatans/mediums/faith healers/alternative medicine/people who sell gold as if it is a worthy investment
Notes: If Magus were a character in a buddy-cop movie, he would either be the loose cannon or the dumb chief. Just so long as there was conflict with someone. Actually he'd probably be the guy forced to type stuff into the computer all day.
Combat abilities: DEATH TOUCH, shin kicks.
Would sleep with: Salma Hayek circa 1992.
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Unread 03-23-2012, 11:45 PM   #42
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I'm the relaxed guy who's quite possibly out of his freaking mind.

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Culture/Ethnicity/Whatever: Black/Native American Chrekee/mandrian
Age: 22
Height: 5.5 ft
Weight: 135 lbs
Blood Type and Crap: B
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Short Black
Distinguishing features: brown/tan skin, Skiny, trimmed bread and mustach, short hair, slightly cut muscles, strong hard leg, always seen wearing Sunglasses, Virgin, a long burn mark running up his left arm. He's always seen wearing either jeans and a zipped up/unzipped jacket/hoody, or suit and trench coat. And his colors of choice are shades of white, orange, red, and black.
Likes: Anime, artwork, knowledge, technology, nature, helping others, demons and monsters, drawing, writing, Dragon mofo DRAGONS!!.
Dislikes: Those who abose freedom, critics, people who call him a perverted monster, drugs, people who discreminate against demons based on stereotypes.
Notes: A lad back, kind hearted, and adventure loving young man with a passion for art and knowledge. Always laid back and openminded, he's often viewed as cool by some and high on something by others. Kyanbu is obessed with swords and games with an interest in sports. Dispite being skinny he's a bit of a big eater and has a weakness for chocolete milk and cookies. Because of his weakness for perky dark women and cute/pretty monster girls, he tends to find his way into trouble with the super natural.
Combat abilities: Grade B Swordsmen ship, Grade A Marksmenship, above average speed and lightning fast reflexes, fast learner and can mimick his enemy's technique after wittnessing it 3 times.
Defensive moves: Grade B Mental/insanity Guard, Royal Guard fighting style to make up for being unable to do flips.
Would sleep with: Humanoid sexy and/or cute demons,vampires,monsters. Though he's actively against actual sex with anything for the sack of perserving his freedom.
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:01 AM   #43
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Can I redo mine since apparently we get to make shit up? Cause being a track athlete is the most unimpressive form of athleticism.
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:07 AM   #44
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Can I redo mine since apparently we get to make shit up? Cause being a track athlete is the most unimpressive form of athleticism.
THIS GUY. This guy is a dragon slayer.

Don't let him tell you anything else.
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:11 AM   #45
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I shit you not, my favorite movie is 1981's Dragonslayer because that movie fucking owns.
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:12 AM   #46
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DAMN IT!!! How could I forget my love for Dragons!
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:21 AM   #47
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DAMN IT!!! How could I forget my love for Dragons!
Sevenshot killed Kyanbu's lover.

True story.
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:26 AM   #48
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Sevenshot killed Kyanbu's lover.

True story.
The plot thickens!
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:30 AM   #49
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Sevenshot killed Kyanbu's lover.

True story.
NNNUUUUUUUUUU~!
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Unread 03-24-2012, 12:37 AM   #50
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I'm pretty sure it was justified.

Have any of you ever seen a grown man in arrested development fucking an eighty foot dragon? HAVE YOU?!
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