Superteam, assemble!

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by IHateMakingNames

Mark Stevens was but a simple janitor. For forty-seven years nothing exciting happened in his life. All he had was a passion for cleaning and his trusty mop. But this all changed when he heard news about a dangerous chemical spill caused by a supervillain. The daring janitor rushed to the scene with his trusty mop, but alas, one mop cannot contain a massive amount of dangerous chemicals. Mark Stevens was plunged into the chemicals, and he emerged as The Janitor! Donning a Zorro mask and fake handlebar mustache with his old janitor uniform he now cleans the streets of a dirt called crime. Evildoers should be wary of his trusty mop and his new cleaning tool; laser eyes!

Oddly familiar.