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Unread 05-05-2012, 01:06 AM   #11
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Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something. Amake broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
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Alter the man's body chemistry to make him emit a relaxing pheromone. This will discourage the wolves from acting on their predatory instincts and make the man our prophet of peace. (0.03% of people may or may not turn into Reapers when exposed to him.)

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Unread 05-05-2012, 01:40 AM   #12
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mIrAcLeS Fun fact: I'm pretty sure wolves are also scavengers.

Cause the wind to change direction, revealing a huge, juicy rotting elk carcass a safe distance away from your worshiper, which the wolves would naturally greatly prefer to some itty-bitty human.
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Unread 05-05-2012, 08:47 PM   #13
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Yeah, no, Arhra's seems pretty ideal. Simple, yet divine. Maybe have a ray of flame strike the tip of the man's club? And have our mighty voice ring from the sky, proclaiming that we bestow upon him our divine flame, so that he might conquer the darkness?
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Unread 05-06-2012, 04:51 PM   #14
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Fill the man's germs with power so that they live on without him and evolve into creatures that can worship you somewhere safe.

EDIT: Better yet, use the power to grant the wolves enough intelligence so that they will worship you.
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The wolves move in slow motion preparing to pounce on your follower.

You struggle to control the titanic energies coursing through your being, a great blast of fire and energy erupts from you.

The blast of fire slams into the forest floor near your follower and explodes outwards burning and destroying everything in its path, the flames spiral around and into your follower before slowly dissipating.

Ash and smoke fills the air and the surrounding forest is blackened and burned a gust of wind blows the smoke clear and a large fire continues to crackle in the centre of the newly formed clearing .

The wolves lie burnt and broken on the forest floor.

Your followers clothes are charred and his skin has a red hue to it. He rises from the floor, he is clearly shocked and in awe. He circles the clearing for a moment before falling prostrate before the fire.


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You feel only a small amount of power flowing through you
You have no alignment.
You have one worshiper.
You have a slight affinity towards both fire and enhancement.


You have created eternal flame

You can feel energy flowing into you from your follower giving you strength
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Unread 05-06-2012, 05:01 PM   #15
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Command the follower to write the Tome of Flames, and to set forth and spread this wisdom.

EDIT: Or as a means of expanding our affinity, attempt to channel power to slowly regrow the forest before the follower's eyes.

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Unread 05-06-2012, 05:10 PM   #16
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Speak from the flames, commanding the follower to gather others to settle near the Holy Pyre.
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Unread 05-06-2012, 06:54 PM   #17
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We should definately try to communicate with him at this point and therefore establish a proper identity. Then we can start giving out directives to gather more followers.

We could also do with a name.
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Unread 05-07-2012, 11:37 AM   #18
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We could also do with a name.
i'm open to suggestions
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Unread 05-07-2012, 01:17 PM   #19
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Those poor, poor wolves ='(

Nudge the follower to bring the Eternal Flame home as a help to get others to convert to you as well. Worship is required for increased magic, probably.
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Unread 05-07-2012, 01:28 PM   #20
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Command your follower to forge the eternal flame into a Flame Brand, which shall serve as your holy symbol and aid in converting more followers.
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