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Unread 10-08-2012, 05:21 PM   #171
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Yeah the occasional "german's are nazis!" -"joke" is ok but I have to admit I never found those to be very funny. Like the "the french, they always surrender!", that one is pretty dumb too.
Churchill the babymurderer never gets old though.
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Unread 10-08-2012, 06:05 PM   #172
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Hobo Smarty the Street King is always an instant hit too. Gotta love the classics!
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Unread 10-08-2012, 06:07 PM   #173
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I think outside the "HAH!" 1 second reflex, no actual stereotype is funny...

Jamaicans are always high
Irish are abusive drunksmen (even the women)
Italians are all AbabbityBoopityboopity *hand gestures*

and so on and on and on... maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe it's funny depending on timing and context, but never on extended times...
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Unread 10-08-2012, 06:08 PM   #174
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I rule the rivers dick. Streets are for gutterurchins sifting through the mud for a forgotten crown. Rivers, well rivers are where you fish for dreams and piss away your troubles.
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Unread 10-08-2012, 06:12 PM   #175
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All hail the yellow king! I can smell the extravagance from here!
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Unread 10-08-2012, 06:14 PM   #176
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Actually thats just for when I yaked in the sink.
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Unread 10-08-2012, 06:21 PM   #177
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I assumed by this point that you'd just excrete pure ethanol after you claimed the Dukedom on Booze for yourself
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Unread 10-08-2012, 08:08 PM   #178
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Unread 10-08-2012, 08:16 PM   #179
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And I still say everytime Iggy speaks, there should be a bat'leth in one hand and blood wine in the other.
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Unread 10-08-2012, 08:38 PM   #180
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Since we are talking nationalities, I am English, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, and German. Just call me a drunk soccer hooligan and get it over with.
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