The How-To guide to kill all things magical and beastly by Bells

[Bells]

1- is the creature a Hydra or Hydra-like type of creature?

If it is, skip to 3, if not, proceed to 2

2- Slice it`s head off with a silver blade.

3- knock it out comically and run.

addendum to 3: The Hydra Overload Paradox.

each time you slice the head of an Hydra, another or sometimes 2 grow back in it`s place. If your type of Hydra is of the first type, just proceed normally. If it`s the "1 for 2" type, slice it`s head off continually, forcing it to sprout countless new heads. Eventually, the number of eyes, ears, noses, brains, blood flow and thought processes will overload the creature, forcing itself into a comma.

Proceed to become the very best like no one ever was.

[Amake]

Alternatively to kill a hydra, cut off its tail.

But let's try a harder problem, like killing a were-thunderbird. You can write off any weapons made of conductive metals, since its lightning is going to melt them and electrocute you. It's safe to assume it produces magnetic fields strong enough to bend most any matter or radiation around it out of shape; even the heat and shockwave of a nuclear weapon may be deflected with magnetic fields strong enough. And this is a godlike mythological beast out of ancient America, so I wouldn't make any bets about the limitations of its power. Expect the full set of reality-warping powers of the Freakangels, if anyone remembers them.

And it's probably really pissed off at the state of the environment and the genocide of Native Americans. Heck, I'm happy I'm on another continent and I just made up this creature myself.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Why would you slice off the head of a creature that is well known for growing more heads when one is cut off? Why not just stab it in the brain, or shoot it, or poison it, or burn it alive, or knock it off a cliff, preferably onto large spikes covered in poison.

[Aldurin]

If fighting a fire elemental, skip to step B.

A. Burn it.

B. Burn it harder.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Otherwise if near a bed of water (Pool,river,lake, waste, sewers, shoreline, All of Finland, Italy,ect) simply lure it towards the water (cursing works wonders, as does calling it's mother names) then spam grenades till it falls in. You may subsitute the grenades for any powerful explosive, I recommend C4.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

If something something skip to step 2

2. Whatever.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

If during a sever thunder storm, stab a long metal rod into one of it's heads.

Then sit back and watch the light show that follows. Be sure to be a good distance away, else you'll be some homeless guy's well cooked meal.

[RobinStarwing]

Kill Nidhogg

[Kyanbu The Legend]

How to kill a Phoenix.

Step 1. Defeat a Pheonix using any combination of bullets, sharp swords, water, and liquid Nitrogen.

Step 2. Move it's ashes to anywhere deep under water in a titanium alloy cage.

Eventually it'll give up and just stay dead.

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

How to kill a Phoenix.

Step 1. Defeat a Pheonix using any combination of bullets, sharp swords, water, and liquid Nitrogen.

Step 2. Move it's ashes to anywhere deep under water in a titanium alloy cage.

Eventually it'll give up and just stay dead.

Have another Pheonix eat the ashes for a more spectacular result.