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Unread 07-27-2013, 02:40 PM   #1
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Video Games (Not news) Fez developer is a whiny child. (News) Fez II cancelled post-tantrum.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...o-Kill-Himself

Were you looking forward to Fez II? Well unfortunately Phil Fish didn't like being called Blowfish by one of the Gametrailers guys. So after telling Marcus Beer to kill himself, he ragequit developing Fez II.

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Unread 07-27-2013, 03:03 PM   #2
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Eh, not big surprise. I got FEZ during the summer sale. It was good, but it reeked of pretentiousness. Like, those endings. Fish had obviously spent too much time reading up on the True Art Is Incomprehensible trope.
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Unread 07-27-2013, 03:14 PM   #3
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Phil Fish's personality is the sole reason why I refuse to allow even a single penny of mine to come into his possession. When the cocky little shitlicker isn't busy sucking off his own ego, backstabbing other indie devs, talking to himself on twitter about how great he is, or rigging competitions to his favor then rubbing it in everyone's face, he's being..well..a cocky little shitlicker.

I'll sooner pirate FEZ than buy it. I try to disassociate art from the artist, as the saying goes, but with Shitstain McSideburns it is pretty much impossible. Seeing how the game's success is only overshadowed by his douchebaggery. So, in light of this, I am terribly amused at how he handled this latest hoohaw.

His quotes are even more hilarious, "im being attacked CONSTANTLY" Then perhaps being less of a pretentious asswaffle would help.

"i love twitter. but it also invites SO MUCH UGLINESS into my life" ain't twitter's fault, chump. It's the one using twitter.

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Unread 07-27-2013, 03:31 PM   #4
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Eh, not big surprise. I got FEZ during the summer sale. It was good, but it reeked of pretentiousness. Like, those endings. Fish had obviously spent too much time reading up on the True Art Is Incomprehensible trope.
Every single thing about and by Phil Fish that I've read has painted him as literally the biggest asshole in the gaming industry. His Wikipedia page's only entry is a Controversy section and it's longer than the header.

So, yeah, telling someone who criticized him to kill themselves, demanding an apology from them, and then cancelling his game in a gigantic tantrum is pretty much a normal state of affairs for Phil Fish.
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Unread 07-27-2013, 04:20 PM   #5
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I'll give it about a month before he announces Fez 2 isn't cancelled, he is Jesus reincarnate, and when his muttonchops are consumed they cure cancer.
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Unread 07-27-2013, 04:23 PM   #6
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I'll give it about a month before he announces Fez 2 isn't cancelled, he is Jesus reincarnate, and when his muttonchops are consumed they cure cancer.
Yeah, didn't he rage about PC users asking for a PC version, believing them to be entitled bastards and then said he was originally thinking of making it but then wouldn't (and then obviously backtracked).

In it for the money.
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Unread 07-27-2013, 04:28 PM   #7
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Never heard of this guy, but reading that wiki page, it never ceases to amaze me how arrogant and so full of shit some people are. So, you're a game developer, presumably you want to make games because you enjoy games, and you want other people to play games that you think would be fun to play, yet then you go and act like, well, this douche has, calling gamers retards and being generally insulting to potential customers, and then acting like the injured party when someone calls them on their shit and does it back to them.

I just... don't get it. How do they expect people to buy their games and make money when they alienate everyone and come off as such a massive tool?

It's like that other douche, Jonathan Blow, who makes one ok game and then uses the following years to call everyone elses work shit and lamenting the fall of the industry, whilst not putting out any new games himself or contributing anything of value.

I'm sorry, but you made one game, that does not give you the right to act like you're the greatest gaming genius in the development world and start lording it over everyone else like your opinion on shit matters more than theirs.

TBH, we're probably better off without these conceited little fucks and their egos vieing for artistic supremecy in the industry. The internet has proven it has no qualms about calling anyone on it's bullshit and making a laughing stock of them, so good fucking riddance. The sooner we run them both out of town the better.
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Unread 07-27-2013, 04:36 PM   #8
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Yeah, didn't he rage about PC users asking for a PC version, believing them to be entitled bastards and then said he was originally thinking of making it but then wouldn't (and then obviously backtracked).

In it for the money.
Yup. said he'd never port fez to PC because PC is for spreadsheets, pc gamers are [insert generalized vitriolic insult here] then turns around and ports it to pc acting like people should sick his dick and say thank you for the opportunity. Then shits all over people who called him out on being a hypocrite. saying things like, "$9 for a game like FEZ is a STEAL. I should be charging you $90 you fucking ingrates."

Not only that, he mocked and insulted indie friends (who were friends with him at the time) who were trying to get their games on the xbox 360. Then turned around and did just that and screwed them out of their chance. or somethin like that. It's the hyper-condensed version. Hell, Judas in Binding of Isaac was pretty much inserted into the game as a tribute to how much of a backstabbing dicklord Fish is.

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Unread 07-27-2013, 06:28 PM   #9
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The Wiki page's been neutered, apparently. This is the whole page as of now:

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Filipino Poison, better known as Phil Fish, is a French Canadian video game designer, best known for his work on the game FEZ, a platformer published by his company, Polytron Corporation.[1] Fish is a founding member of Kokoromi, a group with the intent of promoting video games as an art form, and experimental gameplay worldwide. Fish, and the later stages of development of Fez, are featured in Indie Game: The Movie.
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Unread 07-27-2013, 06:39 PM   #10
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The Wiki page's been neutered, apparently. This is the whole page as of now:



What exactly did I miss out on?
The entirety of humanity declaring his official status as a pretentious douchebag.
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