"Car Etiquitte" or "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuckers"

RobinStarwing · 11-15-2014, 10:57 PM

Winter drivers in Minnesota fall into three Categories.

Type 1: I got a f'king SUV so I am all terrain!

Type 2: Drives so slowly because of the weather they are their own road hazard.

Type 3: Hey! Let's tailgate everything...even these big orange trucks with huge things that have signs on the rear telling you to stay back 500 feet or more! YOLO!

On the subject of snowplows...we got enough that a blizzard like 1991's...we will have every major road and artery clear across the state in 2 hours after the storm.

Also...seriously there are places that outlaw road salt? O_o <Insert Derp Song here>

11-15-2014, 10:57 PM	#10
RobinStarwing C.M.B.A.S.O.B Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Everywhere until you look at me. Posts: 737	Winter drivers in Minnesota fall into three Categories. Type 1: I got a f'king SUV so I am all terrain! Type 2: Drives so slowly because of the weather they are their own road hazard. Type 3: Hey! Let's tailgate everything...even these big orange trucks with huge things that have signs on the rear telling you to stay back 500 feet or more! YOLO! On the subject of snowplows...we got enough that a blizzard like 1991's...we will have every major road and artery clear across the state in 2 hours after the storm. Also...seriously there are places that outlaw road salt? O_o <Insert Derp Song here> __________________ *NPF's resident Crazy Magnificent Bastard Ass Son Of A Bitch (CMBASOB)* Accept No Substitutes Also known as "The Least Interesting Man in The World" according to multiple surveys