It's Been Entirely Too Long Since We Had A Three Wishes Thread

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The donkey must make his own post, or have it transcribed if hooves are a barrier to typing.

[Arhra]

Originally Posted by Babybahamut

The donkey must make his own post, or have it transcribed if hooves are a barrier to typing.

But will he get burps for wishes or not?

Originally Posted by Amake

If I consider it a small effect on my local area that the stars of our local galaxy cluster have their lifespan multiplied a thousand times, will the genie consider my standards of scale or does everything have to be on his terms? Can I wish for the genie to be replaced by a slightly more useful genie?

What if he does that by dumping a thousand times the fuel into every star? That would be bad.

[Amake]

Originally Posted by Arhra

What if he does that by dumping a thousand times the fuel into every star? That would be bad.

Very bad. Probably most stars would turn into black holes, and they'd tear each other apart with their increased gravity. Maybe the whole cluster would turn into some kind of radiation singularity that blasts the known universe into loose atoms. At the very least the supercharged stars would burn out much faster. Which would blatantly fail to fulfill my wish on any level, so if that's his solution he clearly doesn't know what he's doing, so I'd have to help him figure it out, so we'd need an in-depth discussion and maybe some experiments to determine the scope and direction of his power before I know what I can wish for. Sounds excellent.

[BB]

Originally Posted by Amake

Can I wish for the genie to be replaced by a slightly more useful genie?

Originally Posted by Arhra

But will he get burps for wishes or not?

Oh, my apologies- I misunderstood! I get it now.