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Unread 10-27-2016, 10:44 PM   #461
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Okay realtalk though Nuklear Forums I started posting here as a bored and kind of angry/lonely kid a long time back and looking at the state of the internet and its userbase NOW there are TOTALLY worse places I could've spent my time browsing. So I do want to just say thank you all for living up to Fifth's claim and being slightly less of a shithole than the rest of the internet and keeping me away from 4Chan and shit during my formative years.
All you assholes are predominantly responsible for my conversion away from conservatism to progressive politics, so my family, ex-friends in my college university's campus Republicans group, the lily-white southern woman I'd probably be married to in the parallel universe where I'm still a bigoted jackass, and my dying career prospects condemn you, but I guess you're all still a'right in my book.
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Unread 10-28-2016, 11:58 AM   #462
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Snake is from the south?!

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This is a life changing revelation.

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I'm now going to read all of your snake posts in the voice of a high falootin' southern lawyer.
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Unread 10-28-2016, 01:07 PM   #463
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Unread 10-28-2016, 02:11 PM   #464
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Snake is from the south?!
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...New England is the south?!?
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Unread 10-28-2016, 02:12 PM   #465
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Unread 10-28-2016, 02:21 PM   #466
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Unread 10-28-2016, 03:04 PM   #467
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Unread 10-28-2016, 04:52 PM   #468
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To be fair England is south of Scotland. New England is south of something something something.
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Unread 10-28-2016, 05:02 PM   #469
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Lets look at the facts:

Both have a thing about tea
Both have weather that I don't want to live in
Both are jumbles of states that lean heavily in one political direction
Rudy Guiliani and Chris Christie are loud and obnoxious and totally resemble politicians in the south

New England=The South confirmed. You'll be receiving your obligatory jug of sweet tea, muddy truck, Trump hat, and vocal twang in the mail shortly, Snek.
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Unread 10-28-2016, 05:48 PM   #470
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Rudy Guiliani and Chris Christie are loud and obnoxious and totally resemble politicians in the south
...Oh, oh no.
Oh no.

Let's get JUST ONE THING STRAIGHT here, Terex
JUST ONE PERTINENT DETAIL STRAIGHT

NEW YORK AND NEW JERSEY ARE NOT NEW ENGLAND

In fact, true New Englanders hate New York and New Jersey for stealing two Super Bowls from us and hosting the goddamn NEW YORK YANKEES also known as SATAN'S TEAM, as well as generally being arrogant jerks from a far inferior city, seriously Boston should've conquered NYC and turned it into a storehouse for manure or something back in the 1700s
Comparing us to those scumbags is unforgivable
It is #1 on the list of New England sins

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