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Unread 07-19-2004, 01:35 AM   #41
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irony is going on a blind date...


only to find out that your date is deaf
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Unread 07-19-2004, 01:55 AM   #42
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No, that would be an unfortunate coincidence. Becoming blinded while on your blind date would be ironic, while becoming blinded by your blind date would be precisely ironic. :P
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Unread 07-19-2004, 02:01 AM   #43
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what about blinding your blind date?
or blinding... a blind person... who's your blind date...
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Unread 07-19-2004, 04:29 AM   #44
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I personally like the second part of the definition of irony in my dictionary: "the apparent perversity of fate or circumstances."

And yes, irony, sarcasm, and dry wit are the best. There is none better (to my mind) than British humour.

I also love "stupidity" humour: Darwin awards (although these can sometimes be a bit... off), insane (but real) signs and labels, weird laws, etc.

One form of humour that I don't encounter very often, but very much enjoy, is language humour. I don't think that I'll ever forget one from an old English test, on the topic of ambiguity. It went something like this: "Umbrella for sale by old lady with steel ribs." I always laugh at the image of the old lady with steel ribs...

As for myself, I have a tendency towards bad puns. Very bad puns. Luckily for all of you, I only seem to come up with them in live conversations.
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Unread 07-19-2004, 11:58 PM   #45
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Something else that amuses me, in a dark kind of way, is stupid people, or mean people. Doing dumb things and then having to deal with the consequences. Now, I don't mean the little dumb things we all do...I'm talking stupid criminals, forum trolls...I guess a better way of putting it would be "poetic justice."
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Unread 07-20-2004, 12:11 AM   #46
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Yes, poetic justice is truly great.
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Unread 07-20-2004, 12:19 AM   #47
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I'm expecting to see a little of that here any time now, as soon as Shiney or Mash log on and sweep through the General boards...


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Unread 07-20-2004, 12:23 AM   #48
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I'm expecting to see a little of that here any time now, as soon as Shiney or Mash log on and sweep through the General boards...


*pops popcorn and grabs a soda*
yes, but for now can we content ourselves with my favorite form of humor, mockery? Would that fall as another form?
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Unread 07-20-2004, 12:25 AM   #49
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Most definitely. Mockery is always fun...one of my favorite things to mock is pop singers (don't even get me started on that one:P). And let's not forget stupid people.
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Unread 07-20-2004, 12:27 AM   #50
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yes, and people who take themselves too seriously. Anything put out by disney recently is also fairly fun, though it's a bit too easy. Oooh, and mocking people who are really bad at mockery, thats the best, mainly cause it combines mockery, poetic justice, and occasionally irony.
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