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Lycanthrope · 10-29-2004, 04:51 PM

"There are no ninja." The mantra of everyone in the Legend of the Five Rings LARP. (This is especially funny after an assassination)

Jack of Spades · 11-01-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

This is what happens when you read Lovecraft:
"WHY SHOULDN'T THE RATS EAT A DE LA PORE JUST AS DE LA PORE EATS FORBBIDEN THINGS?!? THE WAR ATE MY BOY DAMN THEM ALL... AND THE YANKS ATE CAFRFAX WITH FLAMES BURNT GRANDSIRE DELAPORE AND THE SECRET..."

ah yes nothing like a rousing read of Lovecraft when you feel like learning to speak Hick.

I guess it's better then watching Springer to learn Ho

Sythe · 11-03-2004, 10:08 AM

"AAAHHH!! CRAP!! IM TRYING DONT TO DIE!!!"-Yettie
"Ohh... My peanuts are in my sack..."-Grothia
"Stupid Ireland and those damned bagpipes!"-Me
"Hey... I want your pants..."-Danny

RavenDrake · 11-03-2004, 10:42 AM

-"Chocolate Pies Used to land and Probe Mars"
-"Tell us your cup size." "You people know entirely too much about my crotch as it is." "I think she meant your man-boob size."
-"Mmm... muffins. They're better than sex." "No, sex > Muffins." "Mmm... warm, moist muffinsex..." followed by lots of O.o
All randomly overheard in mIRC

History Teacher: "And today we're skipping ahead to the chapeter on the Inquisition."
Better than half the class, at full volume: "NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
The teacher was completely lost, bless his poor romanian heart...

Me: "Quick, Branden said he has to work overtime. We need a Tiger Team extraction!"
Friend A: "All right, we need a jar of lube, some bungie cords, a paintball gun, a thing of mace, a dildo and a garden hose."
Friend B: "Got it."
Me: "Uh... all of it?"
Friend B: "No... we need to find a garden hose."
Me and A: -_-;;

Meister · 11-03-2004, 11:06 AM

I got a whole truckload from the yearbook... sorted by classes

History

Teacher: "Which topic should we do next? Weimar Republic, or jump on to the Third Reich?"
Me (audibly): "Let's have a vote. Who's for Third Reich, raise your right arm."
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Geography

Teacher: "And what do the people do if there's a famine?"
Student: "They go straight for the poor koalas."
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Music

Teacher: "If I want to display the joys of love in a movie, what do I need?"
Student: A man and a woman. Or two men. Or two women. Or... three women and a dog.
Teacher: "Okay, okay, we get it! Though my favourite hasn't been included yet."

Repeted disturbance of class by cleaning ladies.
Teacher: "Tell me... is that difficult, sawing off a shotgun?

Teacher: "'Menuet' is derived from 'menu pas'. I'm sure you know what that means."
Student: "Menu of the day?"
Teacher: "... Jesus Christ in Heaven, gift them with brains."
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Religion

Me (5 minutes before the exam started): "So... we were supposed to learn these nine pages. And I found three of them yesterday. To think something like me graduates this year. Terrible, isn't it?"
My friend: "We'll see about the graduation thing."
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Politics

Teacher (returning after absence): "I have had the shits, but I'm better now..."

The Smiling Assasin · 11-04-2004, 08:57 PM

"I had this thing, to make a robot, it looked like a robot,yeah..."
My little brother Nicky.

Bob The Mercenary · 11-04-2004, 09:11 PM

Form NP chat room:

BlackMageGirl: I'm the room's reality manipulator.
BobtheMercenary: You can manipulate my reality any day.

BlackMageGirl: You must be destroyed.

swordmaster · 11-04-2004, 09:21 PM

Before i tell this, this girl is a vegiteration that everyone hates.
"So Tammy, do you like bush or hotdogs better"
"Mmmm, I like bushes"
So naive, so funny.
More if i can remember theim.

Rhana · 11-04-2004, 09:22 PM

My climate teacher was on a different wavelength today (and I don't mean the raditation budget...)

-him: "The atmosphere is like a big greek god sucking up moisture."
-class: WTF?

-"visualize the bucket. The bucket is the earth."
-class: WTF again? You've got to be kidding me...

Talking about balancing fluxes and the water budget:
-him: "Do any of you float?"
-class: "?"...."nope"...."I sink like a rock"...
-him: "I mean float checks, checks you write."
-class: "I suppose they could..." "Yeah, surface tension and all." "Until they get saturated, I guess..."
-him: "I hate you all."

Lost in Time · 11-04-2004, 09:38 PM

History Teacher: Name one group of barbarians that destroyed Rome.
Student: The Goths
Me: Wow... I didn't know that those 9th graders are that old! (Funny because 70% of that grade are 'Gothic'.)

10-29-2004, 04:51 PM	#51
Lycanthrope Deus Lupus Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The City of Angels Posts: 2,925	"There are no ninja." The mantra of everyone in the Legend of the Five Rings LARP. (This is especially funny after an assassination) __________________ "With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness" "I shoot Flying Monkies!" "Christmas had it coming its what it gets for taking over thanksgiving and threatening halloween with its weapons of mass consumerism" "Death to All Fanatics!" Official RP Action God Lycanthropic Poem "FOR YOU THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE." -Death Krylo and BMG are apparently my bitches.

11-03-2004, 10:42 AM	#54
RavenDrake Rocks fall, everyone dies Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Subbasement of Solitude Posts: 67	-"Chocolate Pies Used to land and Probe Mars" -"Tell us your cup size." "You people know entirely too much about my crotch as it is." "I think she meant your man-boob size." -"Mmm... muffins. They're better than sex." "No, sex > Muffins." "Mmm... warm, moist muffinsex..." followed by lots of O.o All randomly overheard in mIRC History Teacher: "And today we're skipping ahead to the chapeter on the Inquisition." Better than half the class, at full volume: "NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!" The teacher was completely lost, bless his poor romanian heart... Me: "Quick, Branden said he has to work overtime. We need a Tiger Team extraction!" Friend A: "All right, we need a jar of lube, some bungie cords, a paintball gun, a thing of mace, a dildo and a garden hose." Friend B: "Got it." Me: "Uh... all of it?" Friend B: "No... we need to find a garden hose." Me and A: -_-;; __________________ Emmense arsenal... that's funny. What? Does my arsenal look big in these pants?

11-04-2004, 08:57 PM	#56
The Smiling Assasin Smiles at death Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 186	"I had this thing, to make a robot, it looked like a robot,yeah..." My little brother Nicky. __________________ HEY LOOK AT ME! IV'E GOT A SIGNATURE!

11-04-2004, 09:11 PM	#57
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Form NP chat room: BlackMageGirl: I'm the room's reality manipulator. BobtheMercenary: You can manipulate my reality any day. BlackMageGirl: You must be destroyed. __________________ Bob Dole Last edited by Bob The Mercenary; 11-04-2004 at 09:14 PM.

11-04-2004, 09:22 PM	#59
Rhana newly fishless :( Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: wit's end Posts: 318	My climate teacher was on a different wavelength today (and I don't mean the raditation budget...) -him: "The atmosphere is like a big greek god sucking up moisture." -class: WTF? -"visualize the bucket. The bucket is the earth." -class: WTF again? You've got to be kidding me... Talking about balancing fluxes and the water budget: -him: "Do any of you float?" -class: "?"...."nope"...."I sink like a rock"... -him: "I mean float checks, checks you write." -class: "I suppose they could..." "Yeah, surface tension and all." "Until they get saturated, I guess..." -him: "I hate you all." __________________ What doesn't kill me...had better run like hell! "There is a line of nerdness no geek should ever cross. And that is LARPing." "Oops."

11-03-2004, 10:08 AM	#53
Sythe HOOYAH!! Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 10	"AAAHHH!! CRAP!! IM TRYING DONT TO DIE!!!"-Yettie "Ohh... My peanuts are in my sack..."-Grothia "Stupid Ireland and those damned bagpipes!"-Me "Hey... I want your pants..."-Danny

11-03-2004, 11:06 AM	#55
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	I got a whole truckload from the yearbook... sorted by classes History Teacher: "Which topic should we do next? Weimar Republic, or jump on to the Third Reich?" Me (audibly): "Let's have a vote. Who's for Third Reich, raise your right arm." ----- Geography Teacher: "And what do the people do if there's a famine?" Student: "They go straight for the poor koalas." ----- Music Teacher: "If I want to display the joys of love in a movie, what do I need?" Student: A man and a woman. Or two men. Or two women. Or... three women and a dog. Teacher: "Okay, okay, we get it! Though my favourite hasn't been included yet." Repeted disturbance of class by cleaning ladies. Teacher: "Tell me... is that difficult, sawing off a shotgun? Teacher: "'Menuet' is derived from 'menu pas'. I'm sure you know what that means." Student: "Menu of the day?" Teacher: "... Jesus Christ in Heaven, gift them with brains." ----- Religion Me (5 minutes before the exam started): "So... we were supposed to learn these nine pages. And I found three of them yesterday. To think something like me graduates this year. Terrible, isn't it?" My friend: "We'll see about the graduation thing." ----- Politics Teacher (returning after absence): "I have had the shits, but I'm better now..."

11-04-2004, 09:38 PM	#60
Lost in Time Fungus Among Us Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On Your Nightstand Posts: 1,967	History Teacher: Name one group of barbarians that destroyed Rome. Student: The Goths Me: Wow... I didn't know that those 9th graders are that old! (Funny because 70% of that grade are 'Gothic'.) __________________ Eat me!