Ok, I know Black Belt is dead... - Page 2

Tyrion · 06-25-2005, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kima Azure

Thus proving yet again why you're the creator, author, and all that jazz of 8-Bit Theater, and not of some other webcomic. You got style. To do awesome jokes without caring any about anything other than your own preferences... and still making us all die from laughter.

I adhorrate you.

The Black Belt joke was nothing compared to the "Sarda who did it" gag.

Black Belt was mortal. The Wizard Who Did It should've lived on forever.

06-25-2005, 10:18 AM

Black Mage should of destroyed both Black Belts when he doubled.

Baily · 06-25-2005, 02:55 PM

OMG! It's THE Brian!
o_o
-licks the mud from his shoes-
You are GOD, man. (Does that count as a paradox?)
ANYWAYS...
Yeah.

Great comic, man. I'm looking forward to the next King Steve/EPS episode. They're rife with so many political statements, it's not even funny, and even then it's HILARIOUS.

Anywho...
Yeah.
/end post

Kima Azure · 06-25-2005, 03:37 PM

Ain't it weird how nobody else noticed my amazing word-creation skillz?

invinible · 06-25-2005, 05:22 PM

Black Mage's line: THERE WASN'T ENOUGH BLACK BELT LEFT TO BURY AFTER KARY FINISHED WITH HIM AND IT'S NOT LIKE THE VOLACANO EXPLODING HELPED ANY. made me think that Black Belt ended up time traveling at the last attack in his fight against Kary rather than getting killed.

06-25-2005, 05:48 PM

[sarcasam]"I'll always carry a pice of Blackbelt with me, CAUSE IT WON'T COME OUT!" I thought that Black Belt would MERGE with Black Mage![/sarcasam]

Meister · 06-25-2005, 06:04 PM

No silly theories, folks. He's deeeee-ead. Stay on topic (which is: the possible significance of Black Belt's death).

06-25-2005, 08:08 PM

Actually, there has been some significance to his death; Blackmage has shown a little bit of his good side. Read the comic here .

Blackmage's Note:

Dear White Mage,

As I�m sure you�re aware of by this time, I�m not very good at talking to you. I probably said something stupid to you in the time it took to hand you this note. Anyway, I figured it would be best if I put my thoughts on paper so they wouldn�t get all jumbled up with stupidness when I open my mouth.

Mostly, I just wanted to say I�m sorry for any grief I may have caused you. I kind of can�t help the things I say. Half of them don�t even mean anything, but I have to say them anyway. And the things that I want to say get shoved in the corner and gang stabbed.

And what I keep trying to say is that none of this is your fault. You could not have known what would happen. And who knows maybe it

was fate that Black Belt died. Just because something hurts doesn�t mean it�s not supposed to be that way.

That�s kinda like us really. It hurts me to see you all the time, but I can get used to the idea that you don�t want to be with me. I can�t blame you feeling that way.

Black Mage

Bizzaro_Exdeath · 06-25-2005, 11:18 PM

Yes, of course, but then he had to blow it by telling White Mage all about hadoken siphoning love out of the universe, and his having sacrificed nine orphaned kids to get it. You know, that was the second chance he blew with her. The first one was when he was outraged by Black Belt's license to kill, which made White Mage attracted to his sensitive side, until he mentioned that the basis of his outrage was a murder right put to waste.

konnor · 06-26-2005, 09:40 AM

i agree with previous comments black belt was just a ripoff of fighters personality.

06-25-2005, 03:37 PM	#14
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06-25-2005, 11:18 PM	#19
Bizzaro_Exdeath The Lord of the Morning Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 376	Yes, of course, but then he had to blow it by telling White Mage all about hadoken siphoning love out of the universe, and his having sacrificed nine orphaned kids to get it. You know, that was the second chance he blew with her. The first one was when he was outraged by Black Belt's license to kill, which made White Mage attracted to his sensitive side, until he mentioned that the basis of his outrage was a murder right put to waste. __________________ Me, me, me. The great thing about being me, is that there's so many me's! Bizzaro Exdeath jabs the chest of whomever reads this sig. with the tip of his open-fold hand

06-26-2005, 09:40 AM	#20
konnor Troopa Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 89	i agree with previous comments black belt was just a ripoff of fighters personality. __________________ :bbelt: speaking from a purely philosophical perspective were not so much as lost rather than spatially displaced :wmage: you failed philosophy didn't you? :bbelt:big time hey i made this cause im bored http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...it-theatre.gif

06-25-2005, 10:18 AM	#12
Admiral_Kelly Guest Posts: n/a	Black Mage should of destroyed both Black Belts when he doubled.

06-25-2005, 05:22 PM	#15
invinible Goomba Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 21	Black Mage's line: THERE WASN'T ENOUGH BLACK BELT LEFT TO BURY AFTER KARY FINISHED WITH HIM AND IT'S NOT LIKE THE VOLACANO EXPLODING HELPED ANY. made me think that Black Belt ended up time traveling at the last attack in his fight against Kary rather than getting killed.

06-25-2005, 05:48 PM	#16
Admiral_Kelly Guest Posts: n/a	[sarcasam]"I'll always carry a pice of Blackbelt with me, CAUSE IT WON'T COME OUT!" I thought that Black Belt would MERGE with Black Mage![/sarcasam]

06-25-2005, 06:04 PM	#17
Meister Pure joy Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 10,689	No silly theories, folks. He's deeeee-ead. Stay on topic (which is: the possible significance of Black Belt's death).

06-25-2005, 08:08 PM	#18
Admiral_Kelly Guest Posts: n/a	Actually, there has been some significance to his death; Blackmage has shown a little bit of his good side. Read the comic here . Blackmage's Note: Dear White Mage, As I�m sure you�re aware of by this time, I�m not very good at talking to you. I probably said something stupid to you in the time it took to hand you this note. Anyway, I figured it would be best if I put my thoughts on paper so they wouldn�t get all jumbled up with stupidness when I open my mouth. Mostly, I just wanted to say I�m sorry for any grief I may have caused you. I kind of can�t help the things I say. Half of them don�t even mean anything, but I have to say them anyway. And the things that I want to say get shoved in the corner and gang stabbed. And what I keep trying to say is that none of this is your fault. You could not have known what would happen. And who knows maybe it was fate that Black Belt died. Just because something hurts doesn�t mean it�s not supposed to be that way. That�s kinda like us really. It hurts me to see you all the time, but I can get used to the idea that you don�t want to be with me. I can�t blame you feeling that way. Black Mage