Who's the better Fighter? - Page 3

Argonreality · 07-16-2005, 09:45 PM

Jon Heder as Vilbert for teh win.

Vilbert: whiny goth
+
Napoleon Dynamite: whiny geek
=
Movie Vilbert: SUPER whiny goth/geek

On top of that, it's an insult to goths everywhere, which makes me happy.

(Seriously, I hated Napoleon Dynamite so much I couldn't stand more than 5 minute doses of it before nausea set in.)

As for Fighter, maybe Adam Sandler after extensive bodybuilding?

Nucleus · 07-17-2005, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Elmer J.

Well, considering we would never see black mages face, it doesn't matter what he looks like, so I'll go with who I said for the voice actor...

Alan Lee.

You must mean Christopher Lee.

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Originally Posted by Elmer J.

A live action movie would suck, anyway.

Absolutely. This comedy relies on the characters being mostly static sprites, I think, with the thought of them moving like old 8-bit characters would animate. It is priceless, mentally distorting humour.

Elmer J. · 07-20-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Nucleus

You must mean Christopher Lee.

No, Alan Rickman.
How would Christopher Lee even work? I can't see him doing sarcasm as well as Alan Rickman.

Lightseeker · 07-21-2005, 11:21 AM

Fighter = Young Robin Williams I think...

But the real question is, is anyone a true Red Mage personality that we know? I honestly can't think of one...I can think of one for everyone else but not that! Maybe me?

Jack Black = Black Mage...because I like Jack Black.

konnor · 07-21-2005, 11:57 AM

jack black for black mage?
no way, wouldn't work in a million years
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black mage= rowan atkinson
fighter= ben stiller
red mage= mathew broderick
theif= ( cant think of anyone)

Meshakhad · 07-25-2005, 06:37 PM

No, James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) should voice Black Mage.

Natalie Portman (Padme) could be Princess Sara.

John Cleese for Fighter.

And in order for someone to play thief, they have to both be a pretty boy, AND utter, when necessary, the line "SUCKERS!"

Oh, and Hilary Swank for White Mage.

And the little kid should be played by my younger brother, who is 13 years old and an INCREDIBLE actor. Right now he is at a theater camp in Oregon.

Meshakhad · 07-25-2005, 06:43 PM

I just ran the first 8-bit comic in my head with John Cleese and James Earl Jones. It was brilliant.

RichThiefsAlmanac · 07-26-2005, 01:44 AM

Woody Allen as Garland!

Johnny Depp mentioned above would be good for Bikke... but I would rather see him play.. ::drumroll:: Thief!

Cheerful Coffin · 07-26-2005, 08:28 AM

Don't ask me why, but in my unholiest of minds, Bruce Willis would make the best Fighter.. :bmage:

Meshakhad · 07-26-2005, 12:32 PM

I haven't seen Johnny Depp, but I must ask the question: can he say "SUCKERS!" properly.

I can't see Orlando Bloom doing that.

Oh, and Sean Bean for Drizz'l.

07-16-2005, 09:45 PM	#21
Argonreality Scrapper, Damage Pony. Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 19	Jon Heder as Vilbert for teh win. Vilbert: whiny goth + Napoleon Dynamite: whiny geek = Movie Vilbert: SUPER whiny goth/geek On top of that, it's an insult to goths everywhere, which makes me happy. (Seriously, I hated Napoleon Dynamite so much I couldn't stand more than 5 minute doses of it before nausea set in.) As for Fighter, maybe Adam Sandler after extensive bodybuilding? __________________ :bmage: Blind stabs at humor only hurt the slow.

07-21-2005, 11:57 AM	#25
konnor Troopa Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 89	jack black for black mage? no way, wouldn't work in a million years --- black mage= rowan atkinson fighter= ben stiller red mage= mathew broderick theif= ( cant think of anyone) __________________ :bbelt: speaking from a purely philosophical perspective were not so much as lost rather than spatially displaced :wmage: you failed philosophy didn't you? :bbelt:big time hey i made this cause im bored http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...it-theatre.gif

07-25-2005, 06:37 PM	#26
Meshakhad Psion Uncarnate Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 9	No, James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) should voice Black Mage. Natalie Portman (Padme) could be Princess Sara. John Cleese for Fighter. And in order for someone to play thief, they have to both be a pretty boy, AND utter, when necessary, the line "SUCKERS!" Oh, and Hilary Swank for White Mage. And the little kid should be played by my younger brother, who is 13 years old and an INCREDIBLE actor. Right now he is at a theater camp in Oregon. __________________ At 10 in the morning, in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back, they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf man heard all the noise Went and killed those two dead boys If you don't believe my story's true Ask the blind man - he saw it too Last edited by Meshakhad; 07-25-2005 at 06:40 PM.

07-25-2005, 06:43 PM	#27
Meshakhad Psion Uncarnate Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 9	I just ran the first 8-bit comic in my head with John Cleese and James Earl Jones. It was brilliant. __________________ At 10 in the morning, in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back, they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf man heard all the noise Went and killed those two dead boys If you don't believe my story's true Ask the blind man - he saw it too

07-26-2005, 01:44 AM	#28
RichThiefsAlmanac Troopa Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 30	Woody Allen as Garland! Johnny Depp mentioned above would be good for Bikke... but I would rather see him play.. ::drumroll:: Thief! __________________ <:thief:> Because I'm Thief </:thief:>

07-21-2005, 11:21 AM	#24
Lightseeker Red Mage Enthusiast Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3	Fighter = Young Robin Williams I think... But the real question is, is anyone a true Red Mage personality that we know? I honestly can't think of one...I can think of one for everyone else but not that! Maybe me? Jack Black = Black Mage...because I like Jack Black.

07-26-2005, 08:28 AM	#29
Cheerful Coffin Shyguy Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 170	Don't ask me why, but in my unholiest of minds, Bruce Willis would make the best Fighter.. :bmage: __________________ http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._Carb_Diet.gif

07-26-2005, 12:32 PM	#30
Meshakhad Psion Uncarnate Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 9	I haven't seen Johnny Depp, but I must ask the question: can he say "SUCKERS!" properly. I can't see Orlando Bloom doing that. Oh, and Sean Bean for Drizz'l. __________________ At 10 in the morning, in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back, they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf man heard all the noise Went and killed those two dead boys If you don't believe my story's true Ask the blind man - he saw it too