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Hundreds of millions of dollars in inherited wealth. I mean, yes, the lady is clearly constructed largely out of high-grade polymers and industrial chemicals, but really, who would I be to let that get in the way of love? By which I mean my love of hundreds of millions of dollars.
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Bitches love the crown
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Its also possible that if a dog had a human genitalia surgically attached to it, he would go for it too.
What do I want in a lady? Well, I kinda like the legs myself. Hair, eh I'm not really a short hair person, so the chick better have medium to long hair. Personality, I would actually like a woman of lesser intelligence, not that low to where she is running into walls, but low enough to where she won't twist my words against me or something like that. And I guess the chick not being a transvestite is a plus too. |
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I would say I had a thing for asian women, except there's just kind of something that weirds me out about guys who profess to having a thing for asian women.
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i totally agree, which is why i hesitated to say anything. there's nothing i hate more than an otaku. perhaps i should be more specific, i have a thing for Korean women. it's hard to quantify in words, but there is a difference between the way modern Korean, Japanese, and Chinese women dress, do their makeup, etc. It's sublte, but it's just something i've come to dig.
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oh, everybody was being serious...
well damn. I like forward thinking and intelligent people, intelligent to the point of being dangerous... also, a strong antiestablishment vibe coupled with a slight moodiness equate to an irresistable cocktail of joy-joy feelings. as far as appearance goes, I like people who are in shape and know how to accessorize. Kickass haircuts roxxorz my boxxorz. so yeah, I suppose that clears things up for all you hopefuls out there, feel free to call me on my cell phone if you meet the above criteria, the number is country code 6*hrrk* |
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I would say that I was being sincere, but almost certainly not serious.
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Join Date: May 2004
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Does anyone (other than Matt Leinart) still think that Paris Hilton is attractive?
I've seen bowling balls that are smarter than her. She never changes facial expressions. She carries the slutty taint of possible VD's. Lord knows she doesn't know how to fuck. So what's left? Ugh. I'm tired of seeing her ass on television. Physical attractiveness doesn't get you very far. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston got tired of each other. If looks were all encompassing, then there's no hope for the rest of us.
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My preference:
She should at least have a comprehensive attitude about the world and fully know what is going on around her, being herself, and kind also, I cannot stand manipulative people, they cause nothing but pain and suffering to others, to only suite their own damn benefits. I myself do attract some women with my cold-hearted, serious, yet kind attitude. But perhaps it's because they have experienced what life is like around people who are so called badasses, who are nothing but ruthless people only wanting just another peg on their reputation, treating the opposite sex like garbage. However what I stated about the "badasses" before may not be correct. It is really about the preference of the opposite sex towards you, but perhaps I was reading far too much into that.
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Wow, a lot of these posts sound like something for a dating service. XD [/goofyness]
Seriously, I'm not really that picky. What I mainly prefer is someone who has similar interests (anime, art [being good at drawing isn't really a must, but if they like drawings and art and such is what I mean], movies, etc..) as I do. Also, I like women who aren't overweight. I really lax on this, but I prefer for them to not be too overweight. Also, I'd like the girl to be somewhat smart. She shouldn't really be shy (but not too outgoing), but who is confident with how they look and all that jazz. A little bit of modesty is always fun here and there. Heheh... For hair length, I'm not too picky. I don't mind if it's short. If it's too short then I'm a bit sceptical; usually below the ears or longer helps. I really like a girl who would be atleast cute. If she's cute, then the rest of the body really doesn't matter to me (just a plus if she has a real nice body...). I like a girl who has an artistic talent or interest. Whether it be like drawing, painting, music, anything really. Girls that have a cute laugh make me melt. I really don't know why... If they can sing (and have a cute voice), then I'm just a "puddle on the sidewalk". EDIT: Meh, after going threw the thread, I found one major thing I forgot to mention... Which is that they really hafta be nice (ripping off of Ryan, of course...). She can't be some pompous bitch who only cares about herself and manipulates people for her own bidding. Being a little persuasive helps. Too much of that is a no-no for me. Just a little... Last edited by Savage Thinking; 05-16-2006 at 12:55 AM. |
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