Which videogame-related announcement would you love to see? - Page 7

Astral Harmony · 01-25-2007, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Bellsouth Minion

Wait... Global warming is making the earth... Fluffier?

In that case, I guess I'll stop being afraid of heights...unless I land on something that isn't not-so-solid ground.

bass_virus · 01-25-2007, 10:11 AM

Square Enix: We're going to start putting shirts on male characters in our FF series, and we're going to quit making all guy characters look and talk like girls.

I can't play FFXII. I'm convinced that if I run around a game world as a shirtless teen in a metal bra for 60+ hours SVU will break down my door and shoot me in the head.

EA Games: We're gonna quit being such smug assholes and start making good quality games that we won't gouge you for.

This next one i'm going to hell for.
Government: After discovering that lawyer Jack Thompson was responsible for every school shooting ever the American government has given him over to the Japanese who will be executing him tomorrow at noon for crimes against humanity.

Coinspinner · 01-25-2007, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Yasumi Matsuno

I haven't quit or been fired and working on Final Fantasy Tactics 2.

or

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Originally Posted by Square Enix

We've sold the Ogre Battle franchise to whatever studio Matsuno works for now.

Lord of Joshelplex · 01-27-2007, 01:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Capcom

We are making a Breath of Fire 6, and it will still featrue the 2D characters on 3D enviroments and awesome dragon systems.

I would die of happiness!

WillyFourEyes · 01-27-2007, 06:57 AM

George Broussard finally admits to pulling the longest and largest April Fools' joke in history, saying:

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Originally Posted by George Broussard

Ha, ha...we were just fucking with you all. There never was a game called Duke Nukem Forever. Sorry for getting everybody's hopes up.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope · 01-27-2007, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Square-Enix

We have decided to end any and all sequels that are in production and are going to focus on different games. Also, we are dumping Sony

please make it happen.

Mirai Gen · 01-27-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by WillyFourEyes

George Broussard finally admits to pulling the longest and largest April Fools' joke in history, saying:

For obvious reasons, I am remembering the Penny Arcade episode.

"It's my turn to be the cowboy!"

Kenryoku_Maxis · 01-27-2007, 04:45 PM

I would like to see...

Angelic Layer: The Fighter - A game that is an actual fighter this time and not a puny turn based GBA Mega Man Battle Network Staged Fighter. An actual fighter where you can both play as the actual Angels from the show and create your own and play people across the world. Wii play an added bonus.

The Hajime no Ippo boxing game for the Wii announced to be released in America. Fat chance but the first PS2 Hajime no Ippo game actually did get released here so.....I could dream.

Cloud and/or Sephiroth to be released in Smash Bros. Not that I want them in Smash Bros and I'd actually really really like Squall and think his Gunblade would kick ass. But the sales generated from the fanboys/girls would make Smash Brawl the best selling game of all time and make the Wii the #1 system for 2007 easy.

Diablo III to be announced to be having secretly been made by the Diablo II team. But its not happening...

Dragon Quest X on a console using the same Cel Shading style of VIII and IX. That's the one thing about the series they changed I'm really happy about...and I never want them to again.

Miyamoto to start directly working on his games again. At least Mario. Zelda is being worked on well enough, but some of the others are getting hurt.

The original Writer/Director/Creator of Suikoden to return to the project and FIX SUIKODEN! Its going to die, or correction it already is on a slow path to death. One of the best ideas for an RPG SERIES of all time, and no one knows where to take it since the creator left.

The Chrono Team magically came back together.

Averross · 01-29-2007, 08:55 AM

From Bioware:

Hey, sorry for the delay, but we're finally going to start working on Knights of the Old Republic III! We've assimilated with Obsidian to make sure that it's as awesome as possible and even with the immense storage capacity of Xbox 360 discs, the game will be so large that the story takes place over three discs!

From Several Companies:

We have decided to stop making lame movie tie-ins that have a +10 in suck. You will never have to watch us waste time and resources in games like The Polar Express or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Kerensky287 · 01-29-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Nintendo

Guess what, everybody! We're currently at work creating a new Mechwarrior game for the Nintendo Wii and PC. We've also hired the team that worked on the originals to put together gameplay, we've hired Bungie's art people to work on graphics, and we've hired SquareEnix to make a coherent story for once!

Bungie is also releasing Halo 3 on the Wii, and as a result, the Master Chief and the Arbiter will be appearing in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Hell, while we're at it, let's bring Dawn of War: Dark Crusade to the Wii and stick the characters into SSBB!

Miyamoto isn't available for comment right now, by the way. He's too busy working on the new Mario game.

Makes no sense, but I would buy any and all of the games mentioned in this. I mean, it's nothing compared to that Chrono Resurrection thing, but if I were granted 3 wishes...

01-25-2007, 10:11 AM	#62
bass_virus Second gunman on the grassy knoll Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Pissant town in a state cold enough to freeze hell over Posts: 490	Square Enix: We're going to start putting shirts on male characters in our FF series, and we're going to quit making all guy characters look and talk like girls. I can't play FFXII. I'm convinced that if I run around a game world as a shirtless teen in a metal bra for 60+ hours SVU will break down my door and shoot me in the head. EA Games: We're gonna quit being such smug assholes and start making good quality games that we won't gouge you for. This next one i'm going to hell for. Government: After discovering that lawyer Jack Thompson was responsible for every school shooting ever the American government has given him over to the Japanese who will be executing him tomorrow at noon for crimes against humanity. __________________ The Dusk of Man Four Gods wait on the windowsill Where once eight Gods did war and will And if the Gods themselves may die What does that say for you and I?

01-27-2007, 04:45 PM	#68
Kenryoku_Maxis 87% Pokemon Master Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: California, Somewhere Therin Posts: 2,405	I would like to see... Angelic Layer: The Fighter - A game that is an actual fighter this time and not a puny turn based GBA Mega Man Battle Network Staged Fighter. An actual fighter where you can both play as the actual Angels from the show and create your own and play people across the world. Wii play an added bonus. The Hajime no Ippo boxing game for the Wii announced to be released in America. Fat chance but the first PS2 Hajime no Ippo game actually did get released here so.....I could dream. Cloud and/or Sephiroth to be released in Smash Bros. Not that I want them in Smash Bros and I'd actually really really like Squall and think his Gunblade would kick ass. But the sales generated from the fanboys/girls would make Smash Brawl the best selling game of all time and make the Wii the #1 system for 2007 easy. Diablo III to be announced to be having secretly been made by the Diablo II team. But its not happening... Dragon Quest X on a console using the same Cel Shading style of VIII and IX. That's the one thing about the series they changed I'm really happy about...and I never want them to again. Miyamoto to start directly working on his games again. At least Mario. Zelda is being worked on well enough, but some of the others are getting hurt. The original Writer/Director/Creator of Suikoden to return to the project and FIX SUIKODEN! Its going to die, or correction it already is on a slow path to death. One of the best ideas for an RPG SERIES of all time, and no one knows where to take it since the creator left. The Chrono Team magically came back together. __________________ "You fight pretty tough for someone without Health Insurance." -Homer Simpson Star Trek > Star Wars. But both are irreversibly off-track. Just realize we can always trust in the sanctity of Indiana Jones and the Simpsons! Oh wait...

01-29-2007, 08:55 AM	#69
Averross Jedi/Sith Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Where you can't find me. Nyah, nyah. Posts: 120	From Bioware: Hey, sorry for the delay, but we're finally going to start working on Knights of the Old Republic III! We've assimilated with Obsidian to make sure that it's as awesome as possible and even with the immense storage capacity of Xbox 360 discs, the game will be so large that the story takes place over three discs! From Several Companies: We have decided to stop making lame movie tie-ins that have a +10 in suck. You will never have to watch us waste time and resources in games like The Polar Express or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. __________________ My ultimate goal is to enslave all humans... then blow them up. I love going to the schoolyard to watch the children run, jump, and scream. I guess they don't know I'm just using blanks.