Is that your face, or did your pants fall down? - Page 4

Apletto · 02-14-2004, 05:45 PM

I was just playing Gunbound, and I was trashing some punk verbally and in the game. He said this in response: "You think you're swave don't you? So much smarter than everyone else."
Me:"Suave? Are you asking if I think I'm suave? Cause, at least I'm smart enough to spell."
Idiot:"It's a different word stupid."
Me: *short pause while I take my shot, and then look up 'swave'* "My dictionary disagrees, that's not a word."
Idiot: "You looked it up already?"
Me: "Yeah, I have a dictionary on my desk. It does me more good than your porn does you."
*Idiot leaves the game*

That was priceless.

Bob The Mercenary · 02-14-2004, 05:47 PM

Aw, I wish I got opportunities like that.

02-14-2004, 07:54 PM

"n00bie."

Worst. Insult. Ever. See also: Making fun of someone because they have numbers in their screenname.

You laugh now, but I've seen it happen. AIM is a bad, bad place to try and make friends.

Deathosaurus Wrecks · 02-15-2004, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattista

Worst. Insult. Ever. See also: Making fun of someone because they have numbers in their screenname.

someone once tried to insult me because my screen name had an underscore in it "_" instead of a space. i wasn't angry that they had insulted me, but i was angry at god for letting someone like that live.

Xeno14 · 02-15-2004, 04:24 AM

A lot of people think i'm 14 from the number in my name. I find that annoying

02-15-2004, 10:40 AM

well i have one its probably one of the worst

"if i had a dollar for every brain you did'nt have id have one dollar"

Rena Hyrota · 02-15-2004, 11:06 AM

The worst insult I have ever heard is:
"OMFG, WALL HACK CAMPER NOOB!!11"

The sad part was... this was in real life :P
(Said with the ones)

Atronflame · 02-15-2004, 11:09 AM

I was playing "Graal"... and my character looked like (see bottom)

And someone called me a purple wearing faggot when I asked him a question. I was like wtf.

02-15-2004, 11:43 AM

lets see my favorite comeback was the only one my friend had in middles school: "Ditto to you." seriously that was it.

Best putdown: "Yo' mommas a fat stupid bitch" <-- my brother. We sat there for a few seconds as the gears turned in his head and he suddenly realized what he said... "crap"

MY favorites also include: "Go take a short walk off a long pier... DAMMIT" <-- me

and: "Go visit Dr. Faggot Q. Boredom's Lameucational cocksuckery and get your asshole checked, i think it migrated to your brain."

Apletto · 02-15-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e-man2001

MY favorites also include: "Go take a short walk off a long pier... DAMMIT" <-- me

This can work, if you start near the end. It only takes one step to walk off a peir of any length.

Quote:

Originally Posted by e-man2001

"Go visit Dr. Faggot Q. Boredom's Lameucational cocksuckery and get your asshole checked, i think it migrated to your brain."

That's hilarious.

____

"You fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, while monkeys hit you with stupid sticks, then hit a butt-ugly bush and rolled off the bitchy-cliff and landed in a pile of argumenativeness horse sh*t."

02-14-2004, 05:45 PM	#31
Apletto The Fubtarg Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Clemson, SC(and occasionally the nether realms where I taunt the dead and tamper with time/space) Posts: 421	I was just playing Gunbound, and I was trashing some punk verbally and in the game. He said this in response: "You think you're swave don't you? So much smarter than everyone else." Me:"Suave? Are you asking if I think I'm suave? Cause, at least I'm smart enough to spell." Idiot:"It's a different word stupid." Me: short pause while I take my shot, and then look up 'swave' "My dictionary disagrees, that's not a word." Idiot: "You looked it up already?" Me: "Yeah, I have a dictionary on my desk. It does me more good than your porn does you." Idiot leaves the game That was priceless. __________________ -Apletto I am :bmage: Friends help you move. Real friends held you move bodies.

02-14-2004, 05:47 PM	#32
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Aw, I wish I got opportunities like that. __________________ Bob Dole

02-15-2004, 11:06 AM	#37
Rena Hyrota たそがれを越える暗闇 Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 17	The worst insult I have ever heard is: "OMFG, WALL HACK CAMPER NOOB!!11" The sad part was... this was in real life :P (Said with the ones) __________________ When a man is in the world, O, He ought to do his best. And when he's done his best, O. He ought to have his rest. And when I have my rest, O, I'll quaff my wine with zest. And when I'm drunk as drunk can be, O, I'll sing the madman's litany. - Zhou Yu

02-15-2004, 11:09 AM	#38
Atronflame Addicted to NWN Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Somewhere. Posts: 652	I was playing "Graal"... and my character looked like (see bottom) And someone called me a purple wearing faggot when I asked him a question. I was like wtf. Attached Images __________________ Havent been here in a long long long long long time.

02-14-2004, 07:54 PM	#33
Mattista Guest Posts: n/a	"n00bie." Worst. Insult. Ever. See also: Making fun of someone because they have numbers in their screenname. You laugh now, but I've seen it happen. AIM is a bad, bad place to try and make friends.

02-15-2004, 04:24 AM	#35
Xeno14 Silver Hand Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: NY Posts: 297	A lot of people think i'm 14 from the number in my name. I find that annoying

02-15-2004, 10:40 AM	#36
Benraino Guest Posts: n/a	well i have one its probably one of the worst "if i had a dollar for every brain you did'nt have id have one dollar"

02-15-2004, 11:43 AM	#39
e-man2001 Guest Posts: n/a	lets see my favorite comeback was the only one my friend had in middles school: "Ditto to you." seriously that was it. Best putdown: "Yo' mommas a fat stupid bitch" <-- my brother. We sat there for a few seconds as the gears turned in his head and he suddenly realized what he said... "crap" MY favorites also include: "Go take a short walk off a long pier... DAMMIT" <-- me and: "Go visit Dr. Faggot Q. Boredom's Lameucational cocksuckery and get your asshole checked, i think it migrated to your brain."