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Funka Genocide · 02-05-2008, 01:35 PM

yeah but Mes, the difference is that I thought it was a good idea.

OctoberRaven · 02-05-2008, 03:28 PM

Make a Death Metal band called "Killing Everyone On The Planet Including And Especially Ourselves". The first album would be called "Proof That Any Song Sounds Badass When Played Death Metal Style" which would feature covers of 'Oops I Did It Again', 'We represent the Lollipop Guild' and 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. The second album would be called "Channing: The Musical" and feature songs about various memes, including "I'm A Shark", "O RLY", "Chuck Norris", "Mr. T (Is Helluva Tough)" and of course a cover of the "All Your Base" song. Then there would be albums about things like Worshester Sauce, Lawnmowers, and the Kung Fu NES game.

Then, we inexplicably become a serious death metal band for one album, and decide from there what to do: Stay serious, go back no nonsense, or both.

Savage Thinking · 02-05-2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by OctoberRaven

which would feature covers of 'Oops I Did It Again'

Unfortunately, someone beat you to it.

OctoberRaven · 02-05-2008, 04:56 PM

Yeah, but that's hardly a 'Death Metal' version. More like a hard rock version.

Now that I think about it, I'd love to do a death metal version of the Sailor Moon theme. In both English and Japanese.

EDIT- And an English version using translated Japanese lyrics as a bonus track.

Hatake Kakashi · 02-05-2008, 11:56 PM

When the world was going lawsuit crazy, I considered doing the following:

1) Gather a large group of my male friends together and convince them to follow along with "the plan."

2) Follow through with "the plan" which would involve each of us, over a period of one year, zipping our jocks up into our Levi Jeans, then going to the hospital for it, getting medical documentation and pictures of the trauma, with special kudos going to any of us experiencing some sort of previously undocumented erectile dysfunction or loss of fertility afterwards.

3) Find a lawyer with a massive ability to speak utter bullshit and still win a lawsuit, and no morals, and file a class-action lawsuit against Levis for failure to warn the public that our jocks might get caught in the zippers.

The plan could've worked on several levels... after all, there WAS the one woman who sued because her hot coffee was hot. And just about every man, at one point in their life, has zipped themselves into their jeans. And yet there's no warning label to be found. This would have two effects, as well. First, we'd see labels on the jeans, which would be utterly hilarious. And second, I think it would single-handedly bring back button-fly jeans, which I miss because they rocked.

Mondt · 02-06-2008, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by OctoberRaven

Yeah, but that's hardly a 'Death Metal' version. More like a hard rock version.

Now that I think about it, I'd love to do a death metal version of the Sailor Moon theme. In both English and Japanese.

EDIT- And an English version using translated Japanese lyrics as a bonus track.

Actually, assuming that link leads to Children of Bodom, that's a melodic death band, or at least some odd form of it. His vocals just suck. Plus those were a bit cleaner than his normal, so their even worse. Egh. As if CoB vocals weren't bad enough in the first place.

If you want a ridiculous cover band that does death metal, look up Ten Masked Men. Their version of Gangster Paradise is actually pretty okay. Their vocalist isn't all too hot either, but that's because he doesn't have much range.

I think it would be funnier to make progressive mathmetal covers of things like Britney Spears (See My Sharona by The Number Twelve Looks Like You. The instruments are pretty true to the song but the vocals pretty #12 or Heavy Heavy Low Low or any band like that)

OctoberRaven · 02-06-2008, 07:40 AM

I am aware who Children of Bodom are, I'm just saying that wasn't really Death Metal.

But I'll look into Ten Masked Men.

I actually kind of got the idea from Six Feet Under doing Stepping Stone.

wasoe · 02-07-2008, 12:05 AM

I'm never going to do a speech about a con man and his best friend, a whale, who helps him by falling on his side in random places. The con man yells, "Help! A beached whale!" and steals things in the confusion that results. Then, one day, the whale decides he doesn't want to go through with crime anymore and just wants to swim. Then the whale and the con-man learn a valuable lesson about friendship.

Lady Cygnet · 02-08-2008, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

Burning Chicago to the ground.

I just keep thinking, eh, it's been done.

Fixed, and heartily seconded, preferably with a nuclear warhead (after I've removed everyone that I care about from the general vicinity, of course).

Yeah, I'm just a bit pissed at the Cook County government over this. It's hard enough to pay for transit in the area without another greedy, bloated local government attempting to extract more money from people who are already being taxed beyond all levels of reason and sanity.

And yeah, I really want to leave this area, preferably for Missouri.

02-05-2008, 03:28 PM	#42
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	Make a Death Metal band called "Killing Everyone On The Planet Including And Especially Ourselves". The first album would be called "Proof That Any Song Sounds Badass When Played Death Metal Style" which would feature covers of 'Oops I Did It Again', 'We represent the Lollipop Guild' and 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. The second album would be called "Channing: The Musical" and feature songs about various memes, including "I'm A Shark", "O RLY", "Chuck Norris", "Mr. T (Is Helluva Tough)" and of course a cover of the "All Your Base" song. Then there would be albums about things like Worshester Sauce, Lawnmowers, and the Kung Fu NES game. Then, we inexplicably become a serious death metal band for one album, and decide from there what to do: Stay serious, go back no nonsense, or both. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

02-05-2008, 04:56 PM	#44
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	Yeah, but that's hardly a 'Death Metal' version. More like a hard rock version. Now that I think about it, I'd love to do a death metal version of the Sailor Moon theme. In both English and Japanese. EDIT- And an English version using translated Japanese lyrics as a bonus track. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

02-06-2008, 07:40 AM	#47
OctoberRaven We have custom party of fun! Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inaba... OH CRUD THE FOG Posts: 395	I am aware who Children of Bodom are, I'm just saying that wasn't really Death Metal. But I'll look into Ten Masked Men. I actually kind of got the idea from Six Feet Under doing Stepping Stone. __________________ "There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged war"- Sun Tzu "OctoberRaven Productions Comics: We're Not Funny! But we try!"

02-07-2008, 12:05 AM	#48
wasoe Ruthless Corporate Recruiter Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 106	I'm never going to do a speech about a con man and his best friend, a whale, who helps him by falling on his side in random places. The con man yells, "Help! A beached whale!" and steals things in the confusion that results. Then, one day, the whale decides he doesn't want to go through with crime anymore and just wants to swim. Then the whale and the con-man learn a valuable lesson about friendship. __________________ Hey, don't joke about black people. It happened to me once.

02-05-2008, 01:35 PM	#41
Funka Genocide Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 4,566	yeah but Mes, the difference is that I thought it was a good idea.