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Unread 02-13-2008, 12:09 AM   #11
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This is me re-opening the thread for no other reason then to spite Fenris.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 12:15 AM   #12
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This is an exclamation in the renewed faith in the moderating staff!

This is a comparison of the story to modern political workings, in a moving allegory. This is a realization that such allegory may be too analytical and fail to convey the true meaning of the story.

A sentence follows this one indicating how indifferent I am about the failure of the allegory. Zilla shrugs.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 12:18 AM   #13
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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This is my denunciation of your political views as pedantic and uninformed.

This is me continuing denunciation in which I eschew the substantiation of my own claims in favor of ad hominems and non sequitors.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 01:37 AM   #14
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This is me wondering if its ok for me to do that... :o

This is me being happy that this isn't discussion...

That was me making light of a past situation!
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Unread 02-13-2008, 05:56 AM   #15
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This is me thanking Fifth for his benevolence, and once again raising questions on the point of this thread.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 06:24 AM   #16
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Basically, if you actually take the rime to read through it, it's an amusing piece of writing. And not spam. As far as I can tell, though, nobody actually bothered to read the whole thing, so my intent has been corrupted.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 06:39 AM   #17
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This is a post describing how the author has completely understood the story in the primary post in this thread. Within this, the second sentence of the post, a reader might find a subtle query about the sudden rise in self-referring sentences within the thread in which this post is posted.
This final sentence makes a claim that the author will read a different thread, with a suprisingly similar topic, that may or may not be referring to this thread.

Fragmented goodbye.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 08:21 AM   #18
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This is a sentence in which I express my desire to bang my head against a wall until I pass out and no longer have to think about anything logically, especially this thread.

This is the sentence where I remember that this thread is off-topic, and that I don't have to think too hard about it if I don't want to.

This is the sentence where I decide to close my thought and go back to getting ready to go to the job that I hate.
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Unread 02-13-2008, 08:43 AM   #19
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A great story for the ages! I was glued to the edge of my seat! Poor Billy's mom! Poor sentence fragment, shunned by it's peers!

Damn. literary. device. It. does. not. work. Damn them!

This reader enjoyed Sentence A-Z, and insinuates that the next sentence specifies what A-Z is. This sentence specifies what A-Z is, which is an entirely incorrect labeling for sentences that could only be numbered and the fact that there are more than 26 sentences and a "-" sign, as the true count will be exfoliated in the sentence following. This sentence lost count. The previous sentence is a slacker and shall not be mourned at it's grave.

Shall. Not. Be. Mourned!

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Unread 02-13-2008, 10:19 AM   #20
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Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare. Fifthfiend has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
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This is me thanking Fifth for his benevolence, and once again raising questions on the point of this thread.
This is my explanation.
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