#989: "But I'm too min/maxed to die!"

[Indecisive_Mimic]

Originally Posted by Megaman FTW

Rokrin the entire list is as follows...

1) Everyone I know

2) Everyone I don't know.

I'm sure he can recreate it from memory.

Originally Posted by Bridget

Wasn't something like 'apples' on the list too?

And Red Mage's hat XD

[PurpleMage]

I gotta say, I'm very happy that Warmech is actually not a three page dumbass.
I thought that this would be the end of him, but maybe we'll get some killing action going on. =]

[Mareth]

TRUE FACTS ABOUT WARMECH:

I'm actually debating the probability of encountering Warmech on the GameFAQs board right now. Suffice to say it's 3/201 or 3/64. Either way, LOL BRAIN WUZ WRONG LULZ THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY RELEVANT.

Warmech's attack is called NUCLEAR, not NUKE, you not-completely-obsessed blasphemers. NUCLEAR does 80-320 damage; NUKE is 100-400. Also, he actually only has a 1/4 chance of using NUCLEAR. Otherwise he'll just use a highly accurate but only 2-hit physical attack from his 128 STR.

Warmech's initiative stat is 70, meaning he will likely get initiative unless you're lucky (it helps if your leader has good agility and luck). To put that in perspective, Shadows are 90, most enemies are 4, and there are some in between.

Warmech's defense is 80, his magic defense is 200, and he resists all elements. The best way to kill him is with a hasted black belt or fighter.

Fear my extreme FF1 nerdiness.

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Concerning the actual comic...

Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

And am I the only one who thinks Warmech should follow Red Mage around for every comic, right up to the end, constantly clicking? Up until the very last comic, of course.

Fourthed.

[Melfice]

Yeah, we could fear your nerdiness.
Or we could all stand around the cool-people table and laugh at you. =D

I mean, in a good way of course!

(Just kidding)

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Mareth

TRUE FACTS ABOUT WARMECH:

I'm actually debating the probability of encountering Warmech on the GameFAQs board right now. Suffice to say it's 3/201 or 3/64. Either way, LOL BRAIN WUZ WRONG LULZ THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY RELEVANT.

Warmech's attack is called NUCLEAR, not NUKE, you not-completely-obsessed blasphemers. NUCLEAR does 80-320 damage; NUKE is 100-400. Also, he actually only has a 1/TVce of using NUCLEAR. Otherwise he'll just use a highly accurate but only 2-hit physical attack from his 128 STR.

Warmech's initiative stat is 70, meaning he will likely get initiative unless you're lucky (it helps if your leader has good agility and luck). To put that in perspective, Shadows are 90, most enemies are 4, and there are some in between.

Warmech's defense is 80, his magic defense is 200, and he resists all elements. The best way to kill him is with a hasted black belt or fighter.

Fear my extreme FF1 nerdiness.

Actually, he's not resistant to Darkness spells. Not weak, but not resistant. He also has a Agility stat of 96. His chance of Nuclear is 32/128. He also is classed as a Regenerative type. Chances of running into him are 1/64 on levels 3 and 4, but may or may not increase to 4/64 on level 5, because it's listed twice for that level, as both 3/64 and 1/64, but the 3/64 may not actually be activated, while it's certain the 1/64 is.

(Really gotta find better documentation on FFHackster.)

Otherwise, props.

[PraetorZorak]

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

Re-seeding is a process by which Uranium rods can be bombarded with neutrons(?) to recharge them. By re-seeding the rod, you add back some of the essential particles used to create nuclear power. But it's only, like, half as effective each time or something. By re-seeding a spent rod, you only get a portion of the original capacity, and only a portion of that the next time and so on and so forth. It increases the life of each rod for Uranium-radiation use, but it gets to a point where it's just not worth it.

Uh, you start bombarding Uranium with neutrons, and you're going to get a much more...energetic effect than increasing fissionable capacity. :p Seeding is when you add more uranium/graphite pebbles to a PBR to increase criticality among used fuel. Though you are correct in stating there are diminishing returns.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by PraetorZorak

Uh, you start bombarding Uranium with neutrons, and you're going to get a much more...energetic effect than increasing fissionable capacity. :p Seeding is when you add more uranium/graphite pebbles to a PBR to increase criticality among used fuel. Though you are correct in stating there are diminishing returns.

Meh. It's been a while since I read the article. My fault for being too lazy to check Wikipedia. XD

[Sky Warrior Bob]

Originally Posted by Mareth

TRUE FACTS ABOUT WARMECH:

I'm actually debating the probability of encountering Warmech on the GameFAQs board right now. Suffice to say it's 3/201 or 3/64. Either way, LOL BRAIN WUZ WRONG LULZ THIS IS UNBELIEVABLY RELEVANT.

Warmech's attack is called NUCLEAR, not NUKE, you not-completely-obsessed blasphemers. NUCLEAR does 80-320 damage; NUKE is 100-400. Also, he actually only has a 1/TVce of using NUCLEAR. Otherwise he'll just use a highly accurate but only 2-hit physical attack from his 128 STR.

Excuse me, but did Brian ever state that Warmech used Nuke Vs. Nuclear? I looked back in the comics, and I couldn't find any reference. I think I might have stated nuke instead of nuclear, but meh.

SWB

[Pip Boy]

You know, he should just screw both of those and go with Nuklear. It seems appropriate.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Sky Warrior Bob

Excuse me, but did Brian ever state that Warmech used Nuke Vs. Nuclear? I looked back in the comics, and I couldn't find any reference. I think I might have stated nuke instead of nuclear, but meh.

SWB

Even if you had, it's not like I didn't already post all the stats verbatim, anyway.