Fighting a Battle

01d55 · 02-07-2009, 03:43 AM

Learn how to snap your fingers. That way you can be just as obnoxious as a smoker without harming yourself! Nobody can really quantify the harm caused by your constant annoying snapping, so unless they're a direct superior there's really nothing they can do about it. Plus, you can quickly identify fellow nerds: They'll bring up Snapper Carr.

BUT SERIOUSLY: Get into arguments on the internet. That kind of thing eats time and nervous energy like no other. There's all kinds of stuff you can get up to on forums just like this, like sneaking TVTropes links into posts you make near midnight. It's 10 points for every hour of Fifthfiend's life you manage to destroy, and a x3 multiplier if he's got work in the morning.

02-07-2009, 03:43 AM	#7
01d55 Not 55 years old. Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,098	Learn how to snap your fingers. That way you can be just as obnoxious as a smoker without harming yourself! Nobody can really quantify the harm caused by your constant annoying snapping, so unless they're a direct superior there's really nothing they can do about it. Plus, you can quickly identify fellow nerds: They'll bring up Snapper Carr. BUT SERIOUSLY: Get into arguments on the internet. That kind of thing eats time and nervous energy like no other. There's all kinds of stuff you can get up to on forums just like this, like sneaking TVTropes links into posts you make near midnight. It's 10 points for every hour of Fifthfiend's life you manage to destroy, and a x3 multiplier if he's got work in the morning. Last edited by 01d55; 02-07-2009 at 03:55 AM.