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Fifthfiend · 07-22-2009, 10:13 AM

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Magic_Marker · 07-22-2009, 10:23 AM

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The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 07-22-2009, 10:30 AM

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Donomni · 07-22-2009, 12:38 PM

As an avid FFXI whore, I must question if there is an option for FFXI whoring, with a bitching at SE package.

In fact, is there a general Square-Enix package at all?

Fifthfiend · 07-22-2009, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donomni

As an avid FFXI whore, I must question if there is an option for FFXI whoring, with a bitching at SE package.

In fact, is there a general Square-Enix package at all?

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russianreversal · 07-22-2009, 12:46 PM

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Bells · 07-22-2009, 12:50 PM

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Flarecobra · 07-22-2009, 12:51 PM

Is he channelling the spirit of Billy Mays?

I ask because he got my attention, and I want to hear more.

07-22-2009, 10:13 AM	#1
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Cutting-Edge New Forum Technology: Bringing you tomorrow's threads today! Should we return to the Gold standard, as advocated by Senategressional Representator Ron Paul? (no) Tips and tricks for survival in the ruthless American showerplace! If you were a Transformer, what kind of Transformer would you be? Thanks to abundant supplies of cheap, renewable Threadonium (and the liberal use of third world child labor) we can produce state-of-the-art threads like these practically at cost, passing the savings on to you!* some ancilliary charges may apply __________________ check out my buttspresso*

07-22-2009, 11:46 AM	#4
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	But wait, i'm a conservative-minded neighborhood friendly citizen. Is this product safe for the environment? __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

07-22-2009, 12:27 PM	#5
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Hot new deals factory fresh! Not to be missed!!! ITT someone may be A WEREWOLF! Did you know that guy who played Robocop is like, an archaeologist or some shit? No, for real! Let me tell you my theory about LADDERS Act now! These limited-time offers won't be available forever! Operators are standing by!!! __________________ check out my buttspresso

07-22-2009, 12:38 PM	#6
Donomni Would you deign to supply me food? Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tampa Bay Area, Florida Posts: 2,004	As an avid FFXI whore, I must question if there is an option for FFXI whoring, with a bitching at SE package. In fact, is there a general Square-Enix package at all? __________________ Dance your cares away! Chirrrrrrp. Also, dead blog.

07-22-2009, 12:50 PM	#9
Bells That's so PC of you Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In a Server-sided Dimension where time is meaningless Posts: 10,490	How about Drama? Does this package covers Forum Drama? We really need Teh Dramaz __________________ *BELLS STORE : Clothes! You wear* them! Free US Shipping Subscription System? WTF?! Zazzle Black!**

07-22-2009, 10:23 AM	#2
Magic_Marker Moonwalk Away. Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Dumbfucklahoma. Posts: 1,573	Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me I can get the cutting edge power of threads in a condensed size for 10 easy payments of $19.95?

07-22-2009, 12:46 PM	#8
russianreversal . Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,435	I'm still not sold. You gotta start giving away the pumps. Every girl in the audience wants some pumps.

07-22-2009, 12:51 PM	#10
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Is he channelling the spirit of Billy Mays? I ask because he got my attention, and I want to hear more. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.